Elite Dangerous | Trailblazers Update 1 - Thursday 6th March

[Cmdr Stillwhistle]

Are you guys sure that your hamsters are still alive and well? Seems that all your precious server hamsters mutated into Lemmings after their coffee and energy drinks break and collectively jumped off the galactic plane into oblivion.

 

[Thyrgils]

Have PETA been notified?
(https://www.peta.org.uk/)

 

[StevieG]

Greetings Commanders,

We are aware that there have been reports of connection and server issues following the maintenance. These have now been resolved. Thank you for your patience.

high five

 

[Paul_Crowther]

Are you guys sure that your hamsters are still alive and well? Seems that all your precious server hamsters mutated into Lemmings after their coffee and energy drinks break and collectively jumped off the galactic plane into oblivion.

Look, all I am saying is that sometimes cybernetics and good old fashioned necromancy can be more cost effective.

 

[KerisQ]

Paul is lying

I've been getting the same error for 10 minutes now. I'll have to restart my computer for the 100th time

We're waiting...we're waiting.

 

[Bigmaec]

Look, all I am saying is that sometimes cybernetics and good old fashioned necromancy can be more cost effective.

For the hamsters still alive, apply the whip more gratiously please.

 

[Kruzadar]

Look, all I am saying is that sometimes cybernetics and good old fashioned necromancy can be more cost effective.

Haha yes it worked!! i need to learn necromancy, too!!

 

[Holden Tyrell]

I had to look up the meaning of necromancy.

 

[Bigmaec]

I'm in, got a FC jump time of only 18 mins, so never even had time to pick up the last load of steel for my friend's construction project before it jumped!

We already lost some hamsters after the restart...

 

[Keeval]

 

[Kzak]

Maybe cybernetic enhancements for our CMDRs someday? Watch out for cyberpsychosis!

 

[Solacian Allie]

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We already lost some hamsters after the restart...

i would take 30 minute jump waits during peak hours over not being able to plot at all, thats a fairly standard wait time tbh

 

[Bigmaec]

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I see dead people hamsters.

 

[Ashnak]

Look, all I am saying is that sometimes cybernetics and good old fashioned necromancy can be more cost effective.

Are you sure you're going at this from the right angle?

 

[Zombi3]

Anyone else carrier now unable to actually jump? Mine appears to be stuck at "Jumping in 00:00:00"

(maybe it was hyperdicted?)

 

[Flimley]

I'm not even going to log in today. Oh no.

Flimley

 

[Mussurana]

Seems ok now, provisionally.

Disclaimer: out in the black, mission boards etc are not currently my concern.

 

[terasz]

"no free slot"

 

[galahad2069]

Have you guys tried turning it off and on again?

Well, apparently you shouldn't have.

 

[Markov Chaney]

With possibly lackluster motivation because everything will be wiped at the end.

That's OK, most of these bugs would have been found by completely uninterested testers, wouldn't they? It's just exercising the system. The hamsters can be thinking about lunch but the wheel still generates those kilowatts.

And if you wanted exploits finding as well as general beta testing, bug bounties are a thing.