There was an old woman who lived in a shoe,
She Engineered Frame Shift Drives for something to do.
She can't get a date, so she stays up late,
and tinkers with thrusters, shield boosters, sensors, interdictors and power plants too.
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(Baldric 3301)
There are only so many dumb ideasThe plagiarism is strong with this one
https://forums.frontier.co.uk/showthread.php/369760-Rambling-poems?p=5810305#post5810305
There once was a PvP Faction,
Thought death and destruction the fasion.
So they filled their cups,
Blowing everyone up,
And now nobody's instance will have 'em
BURN
In the name of fairness...
A strategy player so wiley
Valued PvE play oh-so-highly
He acquired a huge fleet
Which he thought quite a feat
Then got popped by a noob in a sidey.
Oh Federal grunt Beluga,
Thy Microtransactions are to me
As plurdled Generation Ships
On a Cobra Mark Three.
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting Thargoid Drones
And hooptiously Engineer me
With crinkly Sidewinders,
Or I will rend thee in the Galaxy Map with my Fragment Cannon
See if I don’t!
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(Baldric 3301)