Elite With Chuck Norris

CmdrKull

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Chuck Norris once had a co-pilot whose long hair obstructed his view.

From that day forward, human hair refuses to grow beyond a short pony-tail out of fear and respect.
 

Mephane

Mephane
Chuck Norris has flown in supercruise to Andromeda and back.

Chuck Norris already has space legs. Like, literally. He walks around and roundhouse kicks ships. In space. Without a suit.
 

Phosphora

Phosphora
Chuck Norris does not dock with Coriolis stations. He waits, and they manoeuvre around him.

Chuck Norris can kill ships in EvE when he plays Elite: Dangerous.

Thousands of planets in Elite: Dangerous turned beige because they're scared of Chuck.
 

Kaltern

Kaltern
Planets are no longer beige after Chuck Norris decides to land on them.

Chuck Norris can land on gas giants.

Chuck Norris can fire all laser colours. Simultaneously.

Chuck Norris knows what Mysterious Things are.

Chuck Norris doesn't need a Frame Shift Drive. He simply raises an eyebrow at the space-time continuum.

Chuck Norris once visited Sagittarius A*. He didn't like it, and it imploded in fear. Hence why it's now a super-massive black hole.

Systems always boom when Chuck Norris enters.

Chuck Norris wants your tasty cargo.
 

Herbrand

Herbrand
nexxo said:
Chuck Norris is the background sim.
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There is no such thing as the background sim. There is only a list of factions that Chuck Norris allows to live.

yolomcbobbinz said:
Why isn't Chuck Norris a special npc

A super rare one with an engineered corvette would be awesome to pick a fight with Chuck
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Even with the broken engineered NPC mods of a few versions ago (Multicannons firing Plasma slugs) it would still not worthy enough of the big C.
 

=TK=

=TK=
There were once no such thing as Icy Bodies, then Chuck Norris appeared and they froze out of fear
 
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