Elite With Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a docking computer. The station always docks with him.
All landable planets are beige because they mimick Chuck Norris' texas ranger hat.
I thought he was the background sim...
Did you just call Chuck Norris a hamster?
The mycoid virus did not kill the Thargoids. Chuck norris did.
The Hauler was invented by Chuck norris... because killing you with a Sidewinder was way too easy.
There are an average of 2.313.546.424.313.242.768.564,3 things in an empty system Chuck Norris could use to kill you. Including the system itself.
When we activate the frameshift drive, Chuck Norris briefly appears behind our ship to kick it to the destination system.
Chuck Norris' tears can fix unknown artifact failures in stations. Sadly, he never cries.
A griefer interdicted Chuck Norris. Once.
The Hauler was invented by Chuck norris... because killing you with a Sidewinder was way too easy.
There are an average of 2.313.546.424.313.242.768.564,3 things in an empty system Chuck Norris could use to kill you. Including the system itself.
When we activate the frameshift drive, Chuck Norris briefly appears behind our ship to kick it to the destination system.
Chuck Norris' tears can fix unknown artifact failures in stations. Sadly, he never cries.
A griefer interdicted Chuck Norris. Once.
I can't believe this thread has been necro'd...
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High energy, relativistic jets from Neutron stars take damage when entering Chuck Norris.
Neutron stars supercharge when they bask in high energy, relativistic jets from Chuck Norris.
Black Holes can’t break free the pull of Chuck Norris.
Engineers need an invitation from Chuck Norris.
The only thing Chuck Norris delivers to Engineers is a fearsome roundhouse kick. The last crafting result was a grade six Moray Starboat.
Chuck Norris still uses a commodity for Engineering: one unit of Chuck Norris. The last crafting result was a grade six Panther Clipper.
Chuck Norris decides the Engineering results when he crafts an upgrade, but that’s irrelevant: Chuck Norris can’t be upgraded.
The karma system will have a sliding scale of increasing consequences: higher insurance costs, docking refusal, automatic hostility, shadow ban, Commander deletion, game ban, real life contract hit, thermonuclear war, life-destroying nanite swarm, Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris destroys a clean ship, he doesn't become wanted. Instead, the victim has a bounty issued against it for the crime of not being Chuck Norris.
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High energy, relativistic jets from Neutron stars take damage when entering Chuck Norris.
Neutron stars supercharge when they bask in high energy, relativistic jets from Chuck Norris.
Black Holes can’t break free the pull of Chuck Norris.
Engineers need an invitation from Chuck Norris.
The only thing Chuck Norris delivers to Engineers is a fearsome roundhouse kick. The last crafting result was a grade six Moray Starboat.
Chuck Norris still uses a commodity for Engineering: one unit of Chuck Norris. The last crafting result was a grade six Panther Clipper.
Chuck Norris decides the Engineering results when he crafts an upgrade, but that’s irrelevant: Chuck Norris can’t be upgraded.
The karma system will have a sliding scale of increasing consequences: higher insurance costs, docking refusal, automatic hostility, shadow ban, Commander deletion, game ban, real life contract hit, thermonuclear war, life-destroying nanite swarm, Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris destroys a clean ship, he doesn't become wanted. Instead, the victim has a bounty issued against it for the crime of not being Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has always had space legs and walks around on planets without a suit.
Chuck Norris shoots himself out of the torpedo launcher and blows up your ship.
Chuck Norris doesnt use hatch breaker limpets he uses Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has all of the Engineers weapon experimental effects delivered in one roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris shoots himself out of the torpedo launcher and blows up your ship.
Chuck Norris doesnt use hatch breaker limpets he uses Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has all of the Engineers weapon experimental effects delivered in one roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris has now (after travelling everywhere throughout the Milky Way Galaxy, including everywhere out of reach of the rest of mankind) has started exploring other Galaxies. He does not need an Intergalactic FSD; the destination Galaxy just does what it is told, which is "Come and collect me".
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