Elite With Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris picks up UA's with his hands.
Chuck Norris does not need a UA to bomb a station.. he simply does.
Chuck Norris flys witha UA in the shotgun seat.
 
I think my all time favorite is:

Once... death, had a brush with Chuck Norris..


Not quite sure how that can be in context with ED...


Once... the insurance screen faced Chuck Norris. ?

[haha]
 
The mycoid virus did not kill the Thargoids. Chuck norris did.

The Hauler was invented by Chuck norris... because killing you with a Sidewinder was way too easy.

There are an average of 2.313.546.424.313.242.768.564,3 things in an empty system Chuck Norris could use to kill you. Including the system itself.

When we activate the frameshift drive, Chuck Norris briefly appears behind our ship to kick it to the destination system.

Chuck Norris' tears can fix unknown artifact failures in stations. Sadly, he never cries.

A griefer interdicted Chuck Norris. Once.
 
The last planet to tell Chuck to 'git gud'.

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Sandro Sammarco

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High energy, relativistic jets from Neutron stars take damage when entering Chuck Norris.

Neutron stars supercharge when they bask in high energy, relativistic jets from Chuck Norris.

Black Holes can’t break free the pull of Chuck Norris.

Engineers need an invitation from Chuck Norris.

The only thing Chuck Norris delivers to Engineers is a fearsome roundhouse kick. The last crafting result was a grade six Moray Starboat.

Chuck Norris still uses a commodity for Engineering: one unit of Chuck Norris. The last crafting result was a grade six Panther Clipper.

Chuck Norris decides the Engineering results when he crafts an upgrade, but that’s irrelevant: Chuck Norris can’t be upgraded.

The karma system will have a sliding scale of increasing consequences: higher insurance costs, docking refusal, automatic hostility, shadow ban, Commander deletion, game ban, real life contract hit, thermonuclear war, life-destroying nanite swarm, Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris destroys a clean ship, he doesn't become wanted. Instead, the victim has a bounty issued against it for the crime of not being Chuck Norris.
 
How can you tell if you are ina Wing with the real Chuck Norris?
If you are in a wing with him it's not Chuck Norris he fights alone.


Why do we never see Chuck Norris in game?
Because he fights in Solo.

Solo aka Chuck Norris mode.
 
Chuck Norris has always had space legs and walks around on planets without a suit.

Chuck Norris shoots himself out of the torpedo launcher and blows up your ship.

Chuck Norris doesnt use hatch breaker limpets he uses Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris has all of the Engineers weapon experimental effects delivered in one roundhouse kick.
[video=youtube_share;4WgT9gy4zQA]https://youtu.be/4WgT9gy4zQA?t=115[/video]
 
Chuck Norris has now (after travelling everywhere throughout the Milky Way Galaxy, including everywhere out of reach of the rest of mankind) has started exploring other Galaxies. He does not need an Intergalactic FSD; the destination Galaxy just does what it is told, which is "Come and collect me".
 
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