Elite With Chuck Norris

[Sir.Tj]

Chuck Norris doesn't do Chuck Norris Jokes but if he did it would roundhouse every other Chuck Norris joke into the stratosphere.

 

[Futuristic Kung Fu]

Eliteangerous wasn't Dangerous enough. They changed it to Elite:Chuck Norris. Problem fixed.

 

[Robert Maynard]

Chuck Noris is an unstoppable force.
Chuck Noris is an immovable object.

Did Chuck Norris travelling FTL meet himself and cause the Big Bang?

 

[Limoncello Lizard]

Chuck Norris can land a T-9 on an outpost.

 

[Myristyl]

Did Chuck Norris travelling FTL meet himself and cause the Big Bang?

No. Chuck Norris is the Big Bang. Obviously

 

[Caspar]

Chuck Norris has 4 pips in everything.

 

[Futuristic Kung Fu]

Chuck Norris can land a T-9 on an outpost.

The outpost denies him docking. Outpost roundhoused. Outpost doesn't do anything. It's hard to do something when you're out cold. Chuck Norris docks.


Chuck Norris buys a type 9, doesn't have enough jump range to get to next system. Pulls system closer.

 

[OfftheRails]

Chuck Norris is the source of all Painite

 

[Caspar]

When Chuck fires up Powerplay, the Galactic Powers pledge allegiance to him.

 

[anikaiful]

In any civilized language there is only two words: Chuck, Norris. Everything else is irrelevant.

 

[Futuristic Kung Fu]

In any civilized language there is only two words: Chuck, Norris. Everything else is irrelevant.

I'm glad there's no down vote button, so here goes:
you forgot Bruce, Lee

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Chuck Norris is the source of all Painite

That's so bad it's painful!

 

[anikaiful]

I'm glad there's no down vote button, so here goes:
you forgot Bruce, Lee

Can't find those two in my dictionary...

 

[Sir.Tj]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]There used to be life on Mars. But then Chuck Norris visited it.[/FONT]

 

[ianw]

Chuck Norris' hair is so tough Bruce Lee is the only human being that has ever successfully removed hair from Chuck Norris - the only living person that can defoliate Chuck is Chuck!

Warning - Youtube clip contains excessive bodily hair!

https://youtu.be/ktalvKsS91E?t=14

 

[Listeri69]

Chuck Norris Tells Micheal Brookes Soon

Chuck Norris Needs no mug he simply swills boiling liquid in his mouth and adds a teabag

Chuck Norris boosts his shields by looking at them

Chuck Norris doesn't fly into suns he pushes them out of his way.

 

[Sir.Tj]

Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You answered the wrong phone

 

[anikaiful]

Chuck Norris doesn't fly into suns he pushes them out of his way.

Unless he's making breakfast, then he just shoves a frying pan out of the window for a while before flicking the star away.

 

[Sir.Tj]

Chuck Norris wears sunglasses so that his eyes won't hurt the sun.

 

[Hell Razor5543]

When Chuck Norris is irritated he interdicts a galaxy and then kills it in such a way that means IT NEVER EXISTED!

Please don't ever let him get angry, he might do the same to the Universe!

 

[Zephyriel]

When Chuck Norris arrives at a starport, the station asks for docking permission.

The station letterbox fits exactly 1 Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't need a frameshift drive ; he bends space with his bare hands.