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Elite With Chuck Norris
- Thread starter Cruis.In
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The Unknown Artifact was "laid" by Chuck Noris like an egg.
Chuck Norris approves this thread.
Some beard jokes:
Sagittarius A is a byproduct of when Chuck Norris trimmed his beard.
Chuck Norris does not plot a course, he relies on his beard for navigation.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks open wormholes, granting safe passage for ships comforted by his beard.
Other Chuck Norris ED puns:
Chuck Norris does not request docking, the station requests to dock on him.
When you get intridicted by Chuck Norris, he does not pull you out of super cruise, he pulls you out of the universe.
Chuck Norris does not travel around the galaxy, the galaxy travels around him.
When Chuck Norris farts, a galaxy is born.
Sagittarius A is a byproduct of when Chuck Norris trimmed his beard.
Chuck Norris does not plot a course, he relies on his beard for navigation.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks open wormholes, granting safe passage for ships comforted by his beard.
Other Chuck Norris ED puns:
Chuck Norris does not request docking, the station requests to dock on him.
When you get intridicted by Chuck Norris, he does not pull you out of super cruise, he pulls you out of the universe.
Chuck Norris does not travel around the galaxy, the galaxy travels around him.
When Chuck Norris farts, a galaxy is born.
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You don't find Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris finds you.
Chuck Norris finds you.
I don't think that word means what you think it means. LOL
Chuck Norris renames this thread to "Chuck Norris with Elite" without even having an account.
The shields of Chuck Norris' ship regenerate at greater than 1MJ/s.
NPCs have infinite ammo. But Chuck Norris has twice as many ammo as all NPCs combined.
Pirates always try to interdict Chuck Norris in order to donate him heaps of gold. Naturally, they always fail.
"First discovered by" is a lie. You are always second, long after Chuck Norris has already been there.
Chuck Norris can already land on all planets (and has done so twice). He just decided to allow us the airless ones eventually.
NPCs have infinite ammo. But Chuck Norris has twice as many ammo as all NPCs combined.
Pirates always try to interdict Chuck Norris in order to donate him heaps of gold. Naturally, they always fail.
"First discovered by" is a lie. You are always second, long after Chuck Norris has already been there.
Chuck Norris can already land on all planets (and has done so twice). He just decided to allow us the airless ones eventually.
Chuck Norris escaped from a black hole. No black hole has ever escaped from Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris gets too close to a star, the star overheats and explodes.
When Chuck Norris gets too close to a star, the star overheats and explodes.
Chuck Norris can solve the UA mystery without listening to it. 
Chuck Norris can mine in 1.4 without getting disconnected.
Chuck Norris doesn't need shields; weapons fire is scared of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris considers Anarchy Systems a quiet place to relax.
When pirates meet Chuck Norris, *they* give him their cargo.
The reason there are no comets in E: D is because Chuck Norris made them all into ice cream.
When Chuck Norris just looks at an assassination mission, the target self-destructs.
When you KW-Scan Chuck Norris, *you* become Wanted.
Chuck Norris uses Anacondas as tooth-picks.
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