Elite With Chuck Norris

[Cmdr Cheese Wedge]

Chuck Norris has no need to visit Sag A*
Sag A* visits him.

 

[hunvagy]

Chuck Norris can land a Clipper on an outpost.

 

[Cmdr Cheese Wedge]

Chuck Norris can pause the game.

HAHAHAAAAHJAA!

 

[PsychoFish]

Chuck Norris can pause the game.

made my day

 

[hunvagy]

Chuck Norris can pause the game.

I think it's more of a case of the whole game deciding to wait for Chuck Norris to return to the controls.

 

[Brimstone]

Chuck Norris's ship doesn't need turrets - he just roundhouse kicks the universe until the target is aligned with his guns. Which is just for show, because Chuck Norris's ship doesn't bother deploying guns - it deploys Chuck Norris.


When Chuck Norris scans your ship, you're wanted.


Chuck Norris scoops fuel with his hands.


Chuck Norris once plugged a black hole.


When Chuck Norris approaches the universe, the universe uses Chuck Norris as a frame of reference.


Chuck Norris yaws.


Chuck Norris doesn't drop from super cruise, he merely drops super cruise.


Every point Chuck Norris makes is a hardpoint.


Chuck Norris folds time and space by hand, and still ends up with a longer jump range than any known FSD.


When Chuck Norris performs a round house kick he flips the system.


Combat Logging against Chuck Norris doesn't work - no-one escapes Chuck Norris.


Factions complete missions in order to increase their reputation with Chuck Norris


Planets roll around the feet of Chuck Norris, trying to explore him.


Fixed weapons suffer confusion when targeting Chuck Norris.


Chuck Norris can pause the game.

i just died of laughter.... This right here is the proverbial mic drop!

 

[Cmdr Cheese Wedge]

Chuck Norris destroyed the Thargoid invasion before it began.

With his beard.

 

[Lowe1978]

Chuck Norris can pause the game.

/thread ended right there peeps. Utter win!

 

[Ian Phillips]

Chuck Norris can still do interdictions.

 

[Mike Evans]

Chuck Norris understands the background sim.

 

[Some1else]

Interesting, I thought the four forces referred to: Chuck Norris's left first, right fist, left foot and right foot.. This will change our entire cosmological model of the universe.

I humble stand corrected. You are of course right.

 

[newman1702]

Chuck Norris understands the background sim.

You know, in order for it to be funny, it has to be at least a little bit believable

 

[Brimstone]

Chuck Norris understands the background sim.

OOOHHHHHHHHH we're gonna need some ointment after that burn!!!

 

[ianw]

Chuck Norris's ship doesn't need turrets - he just roundhouse kicks the universe until the target is aligned with his guns. Which is just for show, because Chuck Norris's ship doesn't bother deploying guns - it deploys Chuck Norris.


When Chuck Norris scans your ship, you're wanted.


Chuck Norris scoops fuel with his hands.


Chuck Norris once plugged a black hole.


When Chuck Norris approaches the universe, the universe uses Chuck Norris as a frame of reference.


Chuck Norris yaws.


Chuck Norris doesn't drop from super cruise, he merely drops super cruise.


Every point Chuck Norris makes is a hardpoint.


Chuck Norris folds time and space by hand, and still ends up with a longer jump range than any known FSD.


When Chuck Norris performs a round house kick he flips the system.


Combat Logging against Chuck Norris doesn't work - no-one escapes Chuck Norris.


Factions complete missions in order to increase their reputation with Chuck Norris


Planets roll around the feet of Chuck Norris, trying to explore him.


Fixed weapons suffer confusion when targeting Chuck Norris.


Chuck Norris can pause the game.

Oh crap - I'm not even gonna bother now.

 

[Jeron]

The power of chuck norris can not be undermined ;-)

 

[RustiSwordz]

The reason we don't have Thargoids yet is because Chuck Norris has killed all of them. All at once.

Elite wasnt created by the Frontier Devs. Chuck Norris sneezed and there it was.

Gravitational lensing is just the awesomeness being emitted from Chuck Norris.

 

[anikaiful]

What is universe? It's but a thought, in Chuck's mind - we all are but figments of his imagination.

 

[RustiSwordz]

I was flying through space in my maxxed out Anaconda. I interdicted a harmless shieldless Sidewinder flown by Chuck Norris.







I died.

 

[ianw]

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick generates more destructive energy than a Hypernova. And that's his bad foot - his good foot could actually reverse time causing the Universe to implode!

Actually that makes no sense;

Chuck Norris is so good - he doesn't have a bad foot!

 

[Ceeege]

Chuck Norris yaws.

Brilliant! +1


Chuck Norris invented the word "Soon"