Elite With Chuck Norris

[Mike Evans]

Chuck Norris can hear sound in space.

 

[Vingtetun]

We will steal the best one and broadcast them Monday night ;-)

 

[Knightshark]

Oh my!

Chuck Norris needs a nerf!

 

[RustiSwordz]

In space Chuck Norris CAN hear you scream.

 

[Stigbob]

When Chuck Norris vented his waste tank he created the large Magellanic cloud.

 

[Brimstone]

Chuck Norris has no power plant.

 

[Roybe]

Chuck Norris understands the background sim.

Now that will keep me chuckling all day!

 

[Cliffson]

Chuck Norris is the hidden 11th Powerplay faction. And occupies the real top spot


You cannot pledge to Chuck Norris, if he needs your help you'll just become pledged.

Chuck Norris doesn't need your help.

Chuck Norris can undermine faction HQs.

 

[lilikin]

Chuck Norris Enjoys Powerplay

 

[Roybe]

Chuck Norris does not need a Hyperdrive...he lines up with his destination...and punches the dash.

 

[rootsrat]

Chuck Norris can fill a 32-player instance on his own.

Unknown Artefacts' hull deteriorate when Chuck Norris is nearby.

 

[Sir.Tj]

Chuck Norris is.. Elite.

 

[PsychoFish]

Chuck Norris can land on planets with athmosphere.

 

[rootsrat]

Nobody whines at Frontier forums where Chuck Norris is a moderator.

Chuck Norris will release Star Citizen tonight!

 

[Luniticisi]

Chuck Norris doesn't need life support, Chuck Norris supports life.

 

[Sir.Tj]

Chuck Norris plays single player offline.



Too soon?

 

[hunvagy]

Chuck Norris was refused service at Hutton Orbital once, so he roundhouse kicked it to Proxima Centauri.

 

[Javert]

Chuck Norris once was refused service at Hutton Orbital, so he roundhouse kicked it to Proxima Centauri.

Chuck Norris flys to Hutton Orbital in 3 minutes.

 

[hunvagy]

Chuck Norris flys to Hutton Orbital in 3 minutes.

Or more likely Hutton Oribtal hurries to Chuck Norris in 3 minutes to let him land

 

[PsychoFish]

Chuck Norris flys to Hutton Orbital in 3 minutes.

Chuck Norris doesn't fly to Hutton Orbital. Hutton Orbital comes to Chuck Norris, because it is scared.