@EliteDangerous: Patch 3 for the September update expected later this week for all platforms

Wow, no wonder they don't talk to us... I wish they would come on here and just give a big fat middle finger to everyone and say "it will work when we get it to work. If that's not good enough, eff off!"

Truth hurts sometimes. It ain't all sunshine and puppies out here.
 

sollisb

Banned
In a strangely masochistic way, i'm hoping patch 03 will really break the game. This will then prove to the powers that be that open beta testing is not only needed, it should be a requirement

Wouldn't make a difference with this company. For example; They were told in a beta about the G1 for G5 mats bug and they stated it was working as intended. A year later only after it got into main stream, did they say it was an exploit and pull all the modules. So betas are only as good as the willingness of the company to listen and act accordingly.
 
My guess is the npc auto generation will have an issue where the camera is bugged so instead of pointing at their face when it generates their picture it points at their butt

Honestly might be an improvement, I have to cycle through like 3-4 NPCs every time I want to hire a new one that doesn't look like a leather bag with peacock feathers glued haphazardly to it.
 
Honestly might be an improvement, I have to cycle through like 3-4 NPCs every time I want to hire a new one that doesn't look like a leather bag with peacock feathers glued haphazardly to it.

They are slowly changed towards looking like a leather seat by FD. That way they can just claim in a later update that they implemented the often demanded feature of the co-pilots actually sitting in the cockpit and we won’t know the difference.
 
They're probably to addicted to food, shelter and utilities to do that. Something about keeping the doors open where they work.
I have a hunch they could do a lot of things and get away with it. Only addicts would feel this abused and keep coming back and you can do anything you want to addicts. :sneaky:
 
I have a hunch they could do a lot of things and get away with it. Only addicts would feel this abused and keep coming back and you can do anything you want to addicts. :sneaky:

I've made the conscious decision not to purchase any cosmetics until they get their act together. I bought plenty in the Beyond era, they seemed better then even if they did have plenty of bugs.
 

sollisb

Banned
Honestly might be an improvement, I have to cycle through like 3-4 NPCs every time I want to hire a new one that doesn't look like a leather bag with peacock feathers glued haphazardly to it.

new and improved NPC paint jobs coming to a funny money store near you.
 
Wow, no wonder they don't talk to us... I wish they would come on here and just give a big fat middle finger to everyone and say "it will work when we get it to work. If that's not good enough, eff off!"


Some edge-lording there, but come on man... some of that stuff is funny!
 
I've come to the conclusion that the safest place to be, is in the black. Nothing to interact with, nothing to break. The fact that I've reached this level of response is a damning indictment on the quality of FD's releases. Here's a flash of reality, Frontier, there's a correlation between your reputation and your share price. Right now, it's reached the point where quite frankly it's hard to trust you'll do the right thing, properly.
 
Wow, no wonder they don't talk to us... I wish they would come on here and just give a big fat middle finger to everyone and say "it will work when we get it to work. If that's not good enough, eff off!"
you are too toxic. but, if you want someone to show someone the big and thick middle finger, well .... you can assume that I showed it to you.
and now, I tell you. "off"
and then do not say that you did not want this;)
 
Hey guys, this wasn't posted as a full thread as it was a simple notification, not an announcement! As usual, the patch notes and full announcement will be posted here when we're ready! :)

That just means - "you forumites are not worth talking to" - "we are cool social media company" - "sit in the dark like all good mushrooms".

Pathetic.
 
Thanks for bringing this to the attention of we mushrooms forum denizens.
No worries :)
It grips my jobbie that F D treat their forum so poorly.
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Wow, no wonder they don't talk to us... I wish they would come on here and just give a big fat middle finger to everyone and say "it will work when we get it to work. If that's not good enough, eff off!"
And that's the whole point, it isn't good enough...is it?
 
Wow, no wonder they don't talk to us... I wish they would come on here and just give a big fat middle finger to everyone and say "it will work when we get it to work. If that's not good enough, eff off!"

I would hire whoever did that a candy-coated Strip-o-Gram of Thanks.

Just be careful lumping me into The List - anyone who knows me knows I am equipped with a sense of humor and have no fear of using it. I make little jibes like the quote above out of good-natured jest, not salted malevolence.
 
Normally I would suggest calling me when the .06 patch is out, but this round it may take until the .08 patch...
 
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