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Had somebody arrive in a CZ on the opposite side to me - another Vulture. Never fought a Vulture before, but I kinda left him to it...until he fired on me. "Accident, sorry" - OK, no worries. Then a second time...hmm, this guy's a bit loose with his trigger-finger. Third time...

Right, off we go.

Pretty much pulled him to pieces, but stopped short of killing him once his thrusters gave out. Then he starts whining over text chat...so I walk him through the reboot/repair option. Once he's up and running, he starts acting all aggressive again over chat...

Fine.

<BOOM>

That's what I get for trying to be nice. I suspect he may have thought that the reboot/repair was a magic heal-all button ;)
 
I love threads like this, gives you justification for why you play in private groups or solo when the pvp'ers start whinging about people being carebears in solo/groups. I wonder why?
 
I'm sick of seeing threads about people holding hands and trying to express sympathy over being immersed in the Dangerous world of Elite. Let's talk danger, as if it were in a zone. For instance I had the hilarious pleasure of stranding a type-7 without engines or his cargo hold for the fun of it right after downtime. The rage in local was great.

Had somebody arrive in a CZ on the opposite side to me - another Vulture. Never fought a Vulture before, but I kinda left him to it...until he fired on me. "Accident, sorry" - OK, no worries. Then a second time...hmm, this guy's a bit loose with his trigger-finger. Third time...

Right, off we go.

Pretty much pulled him to pieces, but stopped short of killing him once his thrusters gave out. Then he starts whining over text chat...so I walk him through the reboot/repair option. Once he's up and running, he starts acting all aggressive again over chat...

Fine.

<BOOM>

That's what I get for trying to be nice. I suspect he may have thought that the reboot/repair was a magic heal-all button ;)

Maybe there needs to be a reboot-repair tutorial video posted here https://www.elitedangerous.com/en/guide/training
 
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I love threads like this, gives you justification for why you play in private groups or solo when the pvp'ers start whinging about people being carebears in solo/groups. I wonder why?

As I've stated, not a single pvper cares. There will always be people out there who are looking for a thrill, something given to you by player interaction. NPCs get boring after a while.

He can't hear you, mate.

I'm aware, I wish he understood the irony of going out of his way to say he's blocking me (attention seeking behavior) for seeking attention by OPing a thread. I find people who exist solely to gather fake pixel bux don't have a sense of humor however.

Maybe there needs to be a reboot-repair tutorial video


I'm aware of what the reboot/repair function is for. I just find the mental image of somebody furiously rebooting their computer going "grrrrr" to be delicious.
 
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I'm aware of what the reboot/repair function is for. I just find the mental image of somebody furiously rebooting their computer going "grrrrr" to be delicious.

That's nothing. Some people use a whole magazine of 9mm FMJ in the reboot process.

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http://www.theregister.co.uk/2015/04/22/colorado_dell_execution/
 
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I decided to try my hand at some PvP in my shiny new Vulture and interdicted a Fed Dropship with a decent bounty.

He effortlessly demolished me. I caught up with him a few systems away, congratulated him and we talked combat strategy for a few minutes.
 

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He meant solo, not open. In Solo you can get high-res screen grabs but not in Open (because it causes a delay while the picture is compiled)

I think the reasoning is that this would look like lag while you were doing a grab. But... on my work PC, my "My Pictures" folder is on a really slow NAS, so a normal screengrab takes 3 or 4 seconds and a high res one takes 20 or so. Effectively, if you put your My Pictures folder onto a slow medium, you can tap "F10" to be invulnerable for a few seconds. FDEV!!!
 

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That must have been fun for everyone. How will you RAEG once you meet a real PvP player? One that reflashes your router perhaps?

I love the hacker tough guy types. Here you go bro
Lorule.org my domain you can whois the ip and see I am on suddenlink comms. Go ahead come at me, 'reflash' my router without physical access lulz....

'Ima Hack yew bro...." sure thing.
 
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