Frankly, Frontier, I'm disappointed.

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This is a very gouda dare.

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LOVE ME LOVE MY JOKES YOU KNOW YOU LAUGHED JUST FOR A MOMENT BEFORE YOU GROANED. DON'T HIT ME. HELP HELP I'M BEING REPRESSED!!
 
It's been years.

Y E A R S

Years since I first brought it up.

I had hoped Beyond would finally answer my prayers.

BUT NO!

Where is the CHEESE, Frontier?!

Where is it! I want to become a cheesemonger! It's my dream! ;-;

Plz.

The experimental Caspar-Hanley Eagle 8SE was last seen in the hangar located at grid coords 09-06, in Central City, capital city of the planet known as "Targ"


It was, unfortunately, reported as stolen several years ago. Anyone with any information about the CHE8SE should report it to their local authorities immediately. The Palyar Commanders brother in law has promised a reward for information leading to its return.
 

verminstar

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Hmm I love the cheese strains too...very good fer pain relief and insomnia...and occasionally the munchies...

Ah no wait, ye talking about actual cheese...my bad ^
 
The transportation of dairy products in space was banned by galactic convention in 3105.
I remember that, it was because of that incident with "The Lost Wind," right?
An Anaconda-class freighter that was stuck for months around a barren planet. Low on water, out of rations and fuel, the crew had to survive on Cheddar cheese. By a curious twist of fate, every member of the The Lost Wind were lactose intolerant.
 
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