[Fun] The Final Game WON'T Have ....

[Dirtmuncher]

Helmet flips.

God's Final Message to His Creation displayed in thirty-foot-high letters of fire on top of the Quentulus Quazgar Mountains in the land of Sevorbeupstry on the Planet Preliumtarn, third out from the sun Zarss in Galactic Sector QQ7 ActiveJ Gamma.

 

[Neillm]

Red shirts, time travel and parallel universes...or will it?

 

[CaptainKremmen]

Well, STAR CITIZEN has unicorns.

 

[Bob_H]

Helmet flips.

God's Final Message to His Creation displayed in thirty-foot-high letters of fire on top of the Quentulus Quazgar Mountains in the land of Sevorbeupstry on the Planet Preliumtarn, third out from the sun Zarss in Galactic Sector QQ7 ActiveJ Gamma.

I'm now starting up ED to go into the galactic map and look for Zarss. If it's not there I'm going to Cambridge, nicking Braben's OBE and melting it down to make a bullet to shoot the messenger with... just as soon as I work out who the messenger is...

EDIT:
Right! That's it! Be afraid messengers...

 

[Cmdr Esteban]

...Unladen African swallows carrying coconuts using the dorsal guiding feathers...

Although there are rumours that unladen European swallows may be making an appearance in a later expansion.

 

[Obosi]

It will be lacking in reality TV shows, international football and 2 for 1 pizza deals.

 

[Pappy55uk]

The 'Killer Rabbit'

 

[KING5TON]

To compliment the "Will the final game have?" thread,
I thought I'd start a thread to inform those who were unsure, what the final game WON'T have.

So, the final game won't have (in no particular order) ...

Lumberjacks leaping majestically from tree to shining tree

Sparkly unicorns with rainbow manes

Unladen African swallows carrying coconuts using the dorsal guiding feathers

A family of Bigfoot who then go to live with a family called Henderson

Hoobits, Elves, Drawves and wizards ... and a big flaming eye ... and The Nine ... or a ring ... or a weird creature with a speech impediment

Dressage and synchronised swimming

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I'm sure others can think of more that WON'T be in the final game

If they use procedural generation for the wildlife in the Planetary landings expansion then in theory some of those things could actually appear in the game. A million monkeys and million typewriters and all that jazz

 

[Alien]

If they use procedural generation for the wildlife in the Planetary landings expansion then in theory some of those things could actually appear in the game. A million monkeys and million typewriters and all that jazz

Also not in the final game ...

16th century plays where men play women pretending to be men pretending to be women

 

[Dirtmuncher]

Also not in the final game ...

16th century plays where men play women pretending to be men pretending to be women

You mean:
Girls who are boys
Who like boys to be girls
Who do boys like they're girls
Who do girls like they're boys?

 

[tooterfish]

Helmet flips.

God's Final Message to His Creation displayed in thirty-foot-high letters of fire on top of the Quentulus Quazgar Mountains in the land of Sevorbeupstry on the Planet Preliumtarn, third out from the sun Zarss in Galactic Sector QQ7 ActiveJ Gamma.

Message reads "sorry about that".

 

[Cmdr Andy B]

no 16th Century plays? /me shakes a spear

knights who say 'Nee' will not be included, neither will the empire have a ministry of funny walks.

 

[tooterfish]

no 16th Century plays? /me shakes a spear

knights who say 'Nee' will not be included, neither will the empire have a ministry of funny walks.

Not this empire.

They will have a Ministry of Fabulous Walks (and Hats) though.

 

[pipo0206]

Will it have extra bonus each 50 landings?
How can we get extra lifes?

 

[Teefur]

You mean:
Girls who are boys
Who like boys to be girls
Who do boys like they're girls
Who do girls like they're boys?

I began reading that, but the words started to blur.

 

[Bomber]

Game wont have

Self proclaimed stars who take 'selfies'
Factor X, Big Bro shows...thank god!
Justin Bieder...oh let me get my gimballed cannons firing!
Cyclists on roads
Screaming babies....oops alpha's
People jumping the queue at the pub
Having to be nice to the mother in law

 

[Obosi]

They won't have convenient black market stores that sell custom made condoms made out of other people's man bits.

 

[Robert Maynard]

Health packs and extra lives that you fly through to collect.

 

[Praevarus]

Wireframe

It could happen. This is from the FAQ at the kickstarter.

"Will there be a wireframe mode?"

"No, not planned at least. It is a fun idea but it would destroy the beauty of the game, but if enough wanted it we could consider it as a special ‘cheat’ – as long as there wasn’t a gameplay benefit to those using it."

 

[Googol]

It will be lacking in reality TV shows, international football and 2 for 1 pizza deals.

Aaah, the dream of a perfect world! Mind you, a twofer deal might make its way into the holo advertising outside stations.

My turn:
No bugs (apart from alien ones that infest your ship and leave you quarantined until you open your hold and dump all your cargo, which immediately turns into contaminated waste no matter what it was before).
No Tribbles
No space whales (even if accompanied by a bowl of petunias)
No "Little Princess on Board" window stickers, because vomiting in a spacesuit is not recommended.