DATE: For immediate publication
LOCATION: GalNet
TITLE: Xeesian Corp. shares soar on news of starship teleportation breakthrough
DESCRIPTION:
Xeesian Corporation, manufacturers of popular starship escape systems, saw a steep rise in their share price this week after announcing a technological breakthrough. Tanj Caladan, Senior VP of Quantum Teleportation Technologies at Xeesian, had this to say about it:
"Our scientists have discovered a way to dramatically scale up the technology we use in our popular Quantum Egress personal escape systems, building on recent work to allow rare materials to be teleported together with pilots from beleaguered spacecraft. This breakthrough will allow safe quantum teleportation of the entire spacecraft from a suitably outfitted shipyard, with enough nanoscale resolution to faithfully reproduce even the recently popular after-market modifications. We believe this will be a welcome boon to pilots, such as those who may find themselves on a trading vessel and wish to visit a nearby combat zone."
SUBMITTING COMMANDER: CMDR Faybs Tellurian
LOCATION: GalNet
TITLE: Xeesian Corp. shares soar on news of starship teleportation breakthrough
DESCRIPTION:
Xeesian Corporation, manufacturers of popular starship escape systems, saw a steep rise in their share price this week after announcing a technological breakthrough. Tanj Caladan, Senior VP of Quantum Teleportation Technologies at Xeesian, had this to say about it:
"Our scientists have discovered a way to dramatically scale up the technology we use in our popular Quantum Egress personal escape systems, building on recent work to allow rare materials to be teleported together with pilots from beleaguered spacecraft. This breakthrough will allow safe quantum teleportation of the entire spacecraft from a suitably outfitted shipyard, with enough nanoscale resolution to faithfully reproduce even the recently popular after-market modifications. We believe this will be a welcome boon to pilots, such as those who may find themselves on a trading vessel and wish to visit a nearby combat zone."
SUBMITTING COMMANDER: CMDR Faybs Tellurian
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