[Humour] Theory why David Braben and Sandro Sammarco are not showing up anymore.

Rafe Zetter

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Honestly I just think DB doesn't care as much as he used to.

We could spend all day mulling over why. Personally, I think that privately, he believes he can't achieve his original vision for the game.

Basically I think he's lost motivation.

Who needs motivation to develop a game when you've got £15,000,000 in the bank?

I suspect Sir David Braben OBE, is too busy playing with his Bentley and/or using his millions to gold-plate his country mansion so to impress guests at his high society soirees.

You must be wrong about David, no doubt.

Sincerely I do not think Mr Braben is that kind of man.

Unless you do black humor.

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DB is a millionaire on the back of ED.

CR is also a miilionaire on the back of SC.

CR is in the office every day doing stuff and publicity and fanbase live Q&A.

DB hasn't been seen in the same capacity regularly promoting ED for years - was he even at te last expo?

Both are CEO's of 400+ staffed companies, except CIG has offices across continents that CR visits regularly.

CR is clearly far too busy to be swanning around doing stuff other than working.

DB? - calling Mr Braben....? helloooo?
 
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DB is a millionaire on the back of ED.

CR is also a miilionaire on the back of SC.

CR is in the office every day doing stuff and publicity and fanbase live Q&A.

DB hasn't been seen in the same capacity regularly promoting ED for years - was he even at te last expo?

Both are CEO's of 400+ staffed companies, except CIG has offices across continents that CR visits regularly.

CR is clearly far too busy to be swanning around doing stuff other than working.

DB? - calling Mr Braben....? helloooo?

:D

CR has a company (sorry, dozens of similarly named shell companies which change name & responsibilities routinely, for all the right reasons I'm sure) which has made $200million from backers and investors since 2012 with no shipped products, and no prospect of any shipped products in the next 2 years, if ever.

DB is the CEO of a company that has existed for 25 years and has shipped various successful products, with 3 very successful and profitable games shipped in the same period, with more in development.

Calling Mr Roberts....? helloooo? Do you have a game yet?

DB .... isn't a jpeg salesman.
 
The last time DB appeared for was The Return, no? (What with him being a Thargoid, he couldn't resist appearing then.) I can see why he wouldn't want to hog the spotlight for lesser releases as well. If he doesn't appear for promoting the next expansion when the time comes, then I'll be worried.
 
Sir David why have you forsaken us? :(

Just look at what your staff are doing to your beautiful game in your absence! Judging by the current state of the game they are proper mugging you off mate, must be one giant party on your time while the cats away.

Forget entertaining your new friends Lord Humphrey Poshington and Lady Furcoat Noknickers at your country mansion or onboard your luxury yacht in Monte Carlo, we your paying customers, need you back where you belong Sir David! In Cambridge, stalking the corridors at Frontier HQ in your sheepskin coat taking names, banging heads together and cracking the whip.

Please Sir David, come back, before it's too late! Don't abandon us!
 
I’ve just realiased that before DB r-u-n-n-o-f-t, he Prestoned us with the return. Every other day the Thargoids attack, and it’s all “Hey CMDR, another settlement needs your help”
 
The last time DB appeared for was The Return, no? (What with him being a Thargoid, he couldn't resist appearing then.) I can see why he wouldn't want to hog the spotlight for lesser releases as well. If he doesn't appear for promoting the next expansion when the time comes, then I'll be worried.

He was around for the 3.1 launch livestream:



They have to lock him to his desk now though, in case he says the 'exciting' word...
 
FDev probably have DB locked in a basement until they can relocate Sandro to Tazmania, with a new identity, in order to ensure his safety.
 
DB is a millionaire on the back of ED.

CR is also a miilionaire on the back of SC.

CR is in the office every day doing stuff and publicity and fanbase live Q&A.

DB hasn't been seen in the same capacity regularly promoting ED for years - was he even at te last expo?

Both are CEO's of 400+ staffed companies, except CIG has offices across continents that CR visits regularly.

CR is clearly far too busy to be swanning around doing stuff other than working.

DB? - calling Mr Braben....? helloooo?

The thread is marked humour and that was hilarious.

Not in the way you meant, but I absolve you of that.
 
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David Braben and Sandro Sammarco are flying around the Milky Way in a real Cobra Mk III.

The money Frontier made from Elite: Dangerous sales allowed David to research and invent a real Friendship Drive.
 
Working on a new version of Python.

Working on procedurally generated population engines that can be scaled to any ecology.

Working on the next mobile Diablo version of Elite for tencent. Don't you guys all have cell phones?
 
Perhaps it's just because they are embarrassed to show their faces due to the amount of bugs that are not getting fixed.

What makes you think they WANT to fix 'em? H.ell man, if they did that the forums would just fade away. We'd have nuthin' to complain about if they did that.
 
David Braben being active on the Elite subreddit and commenting on posts: https://www.reddit.com/user/davidbraben

David Braben being active on Twitter and regularly discussing/retweeting Elite Dangerous content: https://twitter.com/DavidBraben/with_replies

shame he is not more active on Frontiers own official forums rather than 3rd party sites which really should be secondary to official channels.

I have my own beliefs about why DB is not in the limelight any more, however I am almost certain they will wheel him out to talk nerdy science around the making of the galaxy etc (this is not meant as a slight, I love his presentations he is a great public speaker) when they want to sell the next expansion.

My concern however is that the stuff which "excites" him about this rich and detailed simulation they are making often seems to bare little relation to the game which comes out after.
 
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DB is a millionaire on the back of ED.

CR is also a miilionaire on the back of SC.

CR is in the office every day doing stuff and publicity and fanbase live Q&A.

DB hasn't been seen in the same capacity regularly promoting ED for years - was he even at te last expo?

Both are CEO's of 400+ staffed companies, except CIG has offices across continents that CR visits regularly.

CR is clearly far too busy to be swanning around doing stuff other than working.

DB? - calling Mr Braben....? helloooo?

That is hilarious. I am assuming that you are joking.
 
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