I have the perfect solution.

Fdev creates Elite:Friendship and rainbows. All the ships run on love. Your guns dont damage other ships, But rather they tickle them making the pilot like you more and more until allied. No shields needed. The only crime is missing your 15 minute interval hugging break. Which makes your ship "sad" and display a frowny face in on the hud of anyone who scans you.

Powerplay is replaced with group yoga lessons. Pvp only functions as hauling competitions to see who can deliver the most puppies to schools if orphans. All who play are deemed morally superior by fdev. If you feel unsafe you can deploy a safe space where bob ross and mr rogers sing happy songs to you for 3 minutes.

Boom. Now everyones happy.
 
Fdev creates Elite:Friendship and rainbows. All the ships run on love. Your guns dont damage other ships, But rather they tickle them making the pilot like you more and more until allied. No shields needed. The only crime is missing your 15 minute interval hugging break. Which makes your ship "sad" and display a frowny face in on the hud of anyone who scans you.

Powerplay is replaced with group yoga lessons. Pvp only functions as hauling competitions to see who can deliver the most puppies to schools if orphans. All who play are deemed morally superior by fdev. If you feel unsafe you can deploy a safe space where bob ross and mr rogers sing happy songs to you for 3 minutes.

Boom. Now everyones happy.
HOW DARE YOU ADVOCATE FOR TAKING AWAY MY SUPER SHIELDS!
 
Fdev creates Elite:Friendship and rainbows. All the ships run on love. Your guns dont damage other ships, But rather they tickle them making the pilot like you more and more until allied. No shields needed. The only crime is missing your 15 minute interval hugging break. Which makes your ship "sad" and display a frowny face in on the hud of anyone who scans you.

Powerplay is replaced with group yoga lessons. Pvp only functions as hauling competitions to see who can deliver the most puppies to schools if orphans. All who play are deemed morally superior by fdev. If you feel unsafe you can deploy a safe space where bob ross and mr rogers sing happy songs to you for 3 minutes.

Boom. Now everyones happy.
This actually sounds more coherent and developed than the current state of the game.

Also according to the Ultimate Showdown apparently Mr. Rodgers is the most dangerous person in the universe so I'm not sure that would count as a safe space.
 
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