I want a dog. On the bridge.

I want to BE a dog on the bridge. Or at last a canine. Well, half a canine... Male otters are called dogs! Half canine, half "dog"... Pretty sure that checks out.

Yep. I want to BE a "dog" on the bridge.
 
I want to BE a dog on the bridge. Or at last a canine. Well, half a canine... Male otters are called dogs! Half canine, half "dog"... Pretty sure that checks out.

Yep. I want to BE a "dog" on the bridge.
I am the Dog on the bridge. The only dog, the Top Dog. I can handle my own, in a dog fight and if things go bad; I can do a sir Robin, with my tail between my legs, just like the best of them.
 
I want a fish on a dish...
And that rhymes !

Flimley

That's so odd,
I just ate a cod.
It too was on a plate,
Where it met it's fishy fate.
Accompanied by sides most apropos,
Cabbage, onions and mashed potato.
My meal is done so I'll leave it at that.
And if I should hunger later there's always the cat.
 
You do realise the outcry when you hit the Rebuy and wake up without your Dog will be fundamentally game breaking don't you?

Fighter pilots are one thing but Ol' Yella, Sheesh.
 
Or some kind of pet. Something to keep the AI happy while I'm in the SRV blasting rocks. Something like this maybe?
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You do realise the outcry when you hit the Rebuy and wake up without your Dog will be fundamentally game breaking don't you?

Fighter pilots are one thing but Ol' Yella, Sheesh.

You can train Ol' Yella to jump into your lap when they hear "EJECT".

My fighter pilot refused to practice emergency procedural drill. 😊
 
Dogs were all wiped out by an escaped biological weapon in 3263. An assortment of alien creatures suitable as pets can be found on various ELWs around the galaxy should you wish to waste the air, food and water on your ship.

I'd like to claim I invented that biological weapon
 
My co-pilot has a habit of resting his head on my HOTAS throttle, which has caused some near-misses with stars after Frameshift jumps.

Still, it could be worse.
I had to put a little shield over the switches of the wall-socket for my PC cos he figured out how to switch it off to get attention.

Also, I don't really care about holo-me but any NPC dog on one of my ships MUST look like this:-

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.......why not?

Shouldn't man's best friend be there, sitting in the empty co-pilot chair, as you wage war against a wing of Vultures? Barking in anger at those who threaten its master? Whimpering in fear when the shields go down and the module reinforcements slots are reduced to steaming, black goo? Walking in front of the cockpit view, trying to get your attention on the way to Hutton Orbital?

After the battle I'd take my dog for a walk through the ship (with my space-legs of course) and feed it some animal meat. [big grin]

Of course, this should take priority over the rest of Beyond, so if the wizards at Cambridge could get cracking on this for 3.2, I'd be grateful. :p

I'd sure have my cat along.
 
Only if we get true gravitational physics in the cockpit. :D Those boost rams and Fido pasted to the canopy will be hilarious.
 
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