If they have so much of a problem with pirates then why get a game that from the start has said piracy is a legit career path for a player
Mmm.
It's the local green, open to everybody, people go there on a nice summer Sunday afternoon and play cricket and footie and rugby, have picnics, throw Frisbee, run their dogs around. But there's a general politeness and well mannered respectfully consensus.
Everybody's having a good time.
The rugby players, having a little bit too much to drink and get a bit rowdy, charge over to the cricket players and start tackling them to the ground, clotheslines them, standing on their heads, squeezing the life out of em.
The cricket players, and the onlooking crowd, being nice, respectfull people all decide to go to each others private gardens the following nice summer afternoons and enjoy their own company.
The rugby players rock up and go, where'd everyone go? We just wanted to play rugby with you all! What's wrong? Scared! Hah! Can't play rugby! Hah! What the hell! It's a public space, rugby is legitimate! It's awesome! Why don't you come back and join in! We'll show you how! Oh it's very unsportsmanlike behaviour! We should get them all banned because they won't play rugby with us!
.... Oh hey, there's that rugby team from the other place, theyre offering to play us at rugby!
Nooooooooooo! We want to play rugby with the cricketers! the footballers! The frisby throwers! That old man walking his dog!
The kids playing in the pond!
Nooooooooooo! It's so unfair!
Something like that anyway.