General / Off-Topic "men are idiots"

Minonian

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Eve was bold, adventurous and curious; Adam was a weak-minded slave who didn't dare challenge the deity's rules.

It's a great story, one of my favourites!

I have nothing to add
Having said that my elder brother did once date a woman who would, on a night out, antagonize men, then nudge my brother and say something like "Are you going to let this guy talk to me like that?"
Into this.

Just a remark. :) Such bold adventure got us kicked off, from paradise. And you know altrough is a good thing to leave the parental home, i'd rather do this by my own will instead removed from it to never talk again with my old man...
About that? :D Guess why god not answers to our prayers? Looks like he have a memory as good like his powers, what's absolute.

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Eve was bold, adventurous and curious; Adam was a weak-minded slave who didn't dare challenge the deity's rules.

It's a great story, one of my favourites!

If you're going to praise anyone for being bold, adventurous, and curious while talking about Adam & Eve, at least give credit where it's due. If Eve were so bold, she wouldn't have lied or hesitated in the first place and that was her real sin - not the eating of the fruit. Lilith would be the more venturous and bold creature, as she just didn't give a **** about the rules and demanded to be equal (and therefore, she never sinned).
 

Minonian

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Besides? :) As the womans call "bold and adventorous" the idiots whom do something really stupid, and lately simply laugh at him behind his back? We also have our ways to prank womens right? :D

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Quick question...
How many of these fatally stupid male activities were engaged in while attempting to impress females?
Men are easily impressed. Women, not so much.
Just saying. :p
 

Minonian

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How many of these fatally stupid male activities were engaged in while attempting to impress females?
It does not matter. :D because anyone whom thinks he going to impress any woman, with this? So stupid it's impossible to describe, and just making out himself a laughing stock.
Just like anyone whom think with paying to her everything, he can make her to love him... :D
There is a "slight" difference between a gentelman, and a walking ATM.
Posers with muscles? Empty head.
Machos? Too manly.
Brainiac's like me? Dork.

And so on... The point is you will be tested, before get the chance to get in her heart.
 
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Not being stupid, I looked at the study. It's based on 318 cases which seems a rather low figure and includes the following:

However, this study has limitations. One of the weaknesses is the retrospective nature of the data collection. One alternative explanation for the marked sex difference in Darwin Award winners is that there is some kind of selection bias. Women may be more likely to nominate men for a Darwin Award, or there may be some selection bias within the Darwin Awards Committee. In addition, there may be some kind of reporting bias. Idiotic male candidates may be more newsworthy than idiotic female Darwin Award candidates.
 
wait hang on....I read that report and candidates must be eliminated from the gene pool. soooooo you're all joking about people who die? They may be fools but they had friends and family who probably miss them and grieve for them.
 
wait hang on....I read that report and candidates must be eliminated from the gene pool. soooooo you're all joking about people who die? They may be fools but they had friends and family who probably miss them and grieve for them.

They must be eliminated from the gene pool in an extraordinary stupid way which has to be solely their fault. Accidents do not count, crimes do not count.

And yes, if you play russian roulette by stomping on a old landmine for example, then you deserve to be laughed at when you get blown up.
 
They must be eliminated from the gene pool in an extraordinary stupid way which has to be solely their fault. Accidents do not count, crimes do not count.

And yes, if you play russian roulette by stomping on a old landmine for example, then you deserve to be laughed at when you get blown up.


so you don't care/give a damn people are grieving? nice.
 
No you don't.

wow....that's is just a colossal lack of empathy and sympathy right there....I'm truly shocked and appalled.

I neither lack sympathy nor empathy, I lack tolerance of stupidity and/or not having at least basic common sense. If you cause your own death by being stupid and/or lacking common sense and endanger other people in the process of doing so (as happened in the case with the landmine), then I don't see a reason to feel sympathy for you.
 

Minonian

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I neither lack sympathy nor empathy, I lack tolerance of stupidity and/or not having at least basic common sense.
So am i. :)

If you cause your own death by being stupid and/or lacking common sense and endanger other people in the process of doing so (as happened in the case with the landmine), then I don't see a reason to feel sympathy for you.

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But let me to clear this out. It's easy to feel nothing when we talking about someone whom is alien to you right? But when we talk about someone who is close to you?
 
Evolutionary quirk I'd say.

To woe women, you need to impress women. And women are impressed by men who tie helium balloons to a garden chair, strap a case of beer to it then rise up into the atmosphere to freeze to death while drinking beer.

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So am i. :)



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But let me to clear this out. It's easy to feel nothing when we talking about someone whom is alien to you right? But when we talk about someone who is close to you?

Of course it is always easier to have this kind of attitude towards someone I have no connection to. If it would happen to somebody close to me ... I simply don't know what I would feel. I'm pretty sure I would grieve then. But I wouldn't try to deny that the persons death was stupid and self inflicted nor would I try to enforce sympathy for someone people don't want to have sympathy for.
 
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