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I dunno if you have ever seen "the boys" on Amazon? It's a new dark-comedy look at superheroes and so on, and is funny regardless.

But, in last week's, season 2 episode 6, there was a new super villain with a 'small part.' I had him in mind with my comment about the snake being wrapped around the ship - he is called"Love Sausage" and possesses a very unusual super organ that is weaponised to wrap around the target - in the program, said target is one of our good guys, who thinks he gets attacked by a constrictor snake.

Needless to say, it is very funny but I doubt to everyone's tastes! I'll try to find you a clip of it mate ;)
That sounds wacky enough to be funny :)

Allegedly Napoleon was also massively under-endowed... Should have sent that Josephine over to my tent... ;)
 
That sounds wacky enough to be funny :)

Allegedly Napoleon was also massively under-endowed... Should have sent that Josephine over to my tent... ;)

I'll try to find you a clip and PM you mate, I'm not sure I'd be well looked on if I posted that on here (especially as I'm loved by the mods already! ;) ).
 
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My tent is very old, slow to get up but stays up all through the night... 🍻

I sometimes wake up to find my tent has gone and erected itself without my knowledge. And it's done it under the duvet.

And man, it's a massive erection to get down again. This tent is a 3 man capable, for when you get lucky and have an extra person camping with you.

Plus, it creates drainage issues once it's up and running.
 
I sometimes wake up to find my tent has gone and erected itself without my knowledge. And it's done it under the duvet.

And man, it's a massive erection to get down again. This tent is a 3 man capable, for when you get lucky and have an extra person camping with you.

Plus, it creates drainage issues once it's up and running.
Under duvet morning tents are the human version of the robot wars self righting mechanisms - they flip you on to your back so you are in the perfect position to find your slippers.
 
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