Speaking of alcohol, imagine if they had bartenders in the game.
I can't handle alcohol, and get tipsy with a glass of wine. When I'm drunk, I can't stop laughing and tell the worst possible joke. They are so bad, they are at the boundary between "random sentence" and "joke". Eventually I stopped drinking because it was very embarrassing.
I wonder what that mean about me.
Anyway, if I had to be judged in a pub, even if I'm proven innocent, they'll still send me to jail for the "jokes".