Could it be that update seven is a variation on the old IT "Turbo button" trick? Decades ago computers had a "turbo" button that lowered the clock speed of the computer for backwards compatibilty reasons . Way back in this day, when a user would complain that their PC was too slow, IT might show up and turn off turbo mode, wait a week, come back and turn it back on. The usual result was very happy people exclaiming that IT had ultimately fixed the problem. The idea is that after update seven, update eight might get some rave reviews simply by delivering that same performance as update 6. Obviously not true but keep in mind this post was meant to be funny and a poor attempt at an IT history narrative and is not at all accusing FDev of tanking performance in update seven in order to lower expectations for update eight.