Actually there are real player pirates in the game, although thy're a small minority compared to general gankers.
A long time ago I had lost my mind and actually bought a Type 7 as I was tired of my first ASP and wanted to accelerate profit to get what would become my first and love for all eternity Clipper. There was no Vulture back then to make quick and easy money, so I actually let lucifer tempt me into flying a T7 for a while to make some money.
On my way to Leesti, a role-playing pirate in Federal Dropship with very good manners interdicted me and with very eloquent and XVIIth century navy choice of wording, demanded me some cargo to be left to follow my path.
Unfortunately, my in-game character absolutely refuses to give a single ton of the cheapest commodity to pirates. So I did what I always do when completely outgunned: farted in his general direction and blasted away. The thing is, there's no such thing as "blasting away" in a T7. Damn thing couldn't outrun a giant turtle of the galapagos. And to make matters worse, the T7 is made of cardboard.
The pirate gentleman actually gave me a second chance to relinquish some cargo before opening fire, seeing me trying to evade him in a somewhat brisk, sloth-like pace. You can guess the end of the story.
It was a just punishment for letting greed and Clipper lust take over me so much I actually tried to use the most ridiculously defenceless, worthless giant sitting duck in all the galaxies shipyards, the T7.
Anyway, back on topic, there are indeed real role-playing pirates out there. But they're heavily outnumbered by "kill-for-lulz" kind of players. Fortunately, its very easy to predict where the "kill-for-lulz" are, and unless you fly a completely defenceless sitting duck ship, no "kill-for-lulz" will ever even come near you as they only pick on targets that they are 100% sure would pose absolutely no threat at all.
A long time ago I had lost my mind and actually bought a Type 7 as I was tired of my first ASP and wanted to accelerate profit to get what would become my first and love for all eternity Clipper. There was no Vulture back then to make quick and easy money, so I actually let lucifer tempt me into flying a T7 for a while to make some money.
On my way to Leesti, a role-playing pirate in Federal Dropship with very good manners interdicted me and with very eloquent and XVIIth century navy choice of wording, demanded me some cargo to be left to follow my path.
Unfortunately, my in-game character absolutely refuses to give a single ton of the cheapest commodity to pirates. So I did what I always do when completely outgunned: farted in his general direction and blasted away. The thing is, there's no such thing as "blasting away" in a T7. Damn thing couldn't outrun a giant turtle of the galapagos. And to make matters worse, the T7 is made of cardboard.
The pirate gentleman actually gave me a second chance to relinquish some cargo before opening fire, seeing me trying to evade him in a somewhat brisk, sloth-like pace. You can guess the end of the story.
It was a just punishment for letting greed and Clipper lust take over me so much I actually tried to use the most ridiculously defenceless, worthless giant sitting duck in all the galaxies shipyards, the T7.
Anyway, back on topic, there are indeed real role-playing pirates out there. But they're heavily outnumbered by "kill-for-lulz" kind of players. Fortunately, its very easy to predict where the "kill-for-lulz" are, and unless you fly a completely defenceless sitting duck ship, no "kill-for-lulz" will ever even come near you as they only pick on targets that they are 100% sure would pose absolutely no threat at all.
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