Thanks for the replies and advice.
I will buy some new weapons once I've sorted the damage caused by the passenger. There was sh*te all over the cabins. It was up the walls and on the ceiling. How on earth he managed to get it up there I don't know but I was pulling some High G boost assisted FA-OFF turns so maybe it wasn't all his fault.
Never mind. A couple of hours with a mop and some Dettol and I will have them back to new.
Thats what zero G does to faeces. All passenger liner captains know that.
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