There are a few shortcuts to the lengthy process...albeit a few seconds shorter...the person who posted this obviously omitted to read the patch notes. There's now a keybind to remove the helmet, saves mucking about in mobiglas...there also isn't a helmet animation as yet...they binned that thankfully. If you hold the left mouse button when taking a drink the drinking animation will continue until the bottle is empty...saving the 400 'sip the bottle' routine the OP is going through. You don't have to buy specific armour to get an inventory slot...any armour will do. He's wandering around in a n00b suit which is only a flight suit and doesn't have any storage...then again, 99.99% of people who play Star Citizen know this...he could have asked.
I love folks who can't or won't read patch notes or ask in chat...posting stuff like this makes them look kinda silly
Saying all of that...I despise the new and utterly pointless buffoonery...as does everyone else... with the exception of the faithful who seem to understand the idiot Roberts' ultimate vision for his magnum opus like it was their own...
Sarsa generally does quite funny trip reports.
I don't think he tries to educate himself beyond what he has heard from others. He just goes in and tries to do stuff, like a typical newbie would.
Its this sort of "innocent" approach that can identify problem areas for new players where things like tooltips or whatever can be used to help new players find their way around doing stuff without having to wade through patch notes or manuals to find answers.
ED has similar problems, and my general advice to any new ED player is to RTFM before they do anything else. While ED has made some improvements since launch in regards to this, i still wouldn't recommend anyone start without reading the manual.