State of the Game

[Darth Ender]

I may have made a credit or two exploring also...

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As is obvious, one account is much more inclined toward exploration!

over 22 thousand systems visited by my first character. My time played has suffered a huge hit these past couple years. i think i have only like 13 weeks on the first character. and that was nearly all accumulated in the first 4 years of the game.

 

[Darth Ender]

I hope you are joking!

Certainly not that... Watch one of mine - even the short snippets - every one is just game

I'm not joking. last i checked when posting. you were the 12th most viewed elite dangerous video uploaded in the last 24 hours. Higher if you discount the russian videos since ...who can trust those view counts.

 

[Zieman]

I may have made a credit or two exploring also...

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As is obvious, one account is much more inclined toward exploration!

Nice.

But:

hashtag minetoo & metoo

 

[Rubbernuke]

You need a hook. Buur has scarves, OA has the voice. Get your USP and rack up those influencer Tiger tokens!

 

[Darth Ender]

cross your fingers...and you'll get a terrarium when they get the console release ready

 

[Erei]

I can't wait for the "Is Elite Dangerous doomed ?", followed by the "Let's play Star Citizen, first time blind !".

Don't forget to buy bits and to sub ! We are nearly there for the new set of emoticon guys ! Join the Discord for an amazing community !

 

[Rat Catcher]

Nice.

But:
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But, I'm not whatever an "actual explorer" might be - I was going space mad from the 3 weeks or so getting to Beagle & back from Colonia, just that account is Colonia based and likes to do some Tourism when not blowing stuff up, or stealing cargo etc.

The players who can and do spend months or years 'in the black' are entirely different beasts to me, more power to them!

 

[Rat Catcher]

cross your fingers...and you'll get a terrarium when they get the console release ready

I'll start nagging FD, as a prominent youtube celebrity, in readiness for my premiering Odyssey on PS4

 

[Zieman]

But, I'm not whatever an "actual explorer" might be - I was going space mad from the 3 weeks or so getting to Beagle & back from Colonia, just that account is Colonia based and likes to do some Tourism when not blowing stuff up, or stealing cargo etc.

The players who can and do spend months or years 'in the black' are entirely different beasts to me, more power to them!

In that case I see those numbers through a 5x lens, impressive!

 

[Erei]

cross your fingers...and you'll get a terrarium when they get the console release ready

Unboxing live or riot.

 

[Darth Ender]

You need a hook. Buur has scarves, OA has the voice. Get your USP and rack up those influencer Tiger tokens!

how about he does the entire stream wearing a printed out Aisling face

 

[Rubbernuke]

how about he does the entire stream wearing a printed out Aisling face

Excellent idea! I'd watch that.

We could all guest star like that. You'd be Zaan, I'd be wearing the Kumo Burger clown outfit....its all falling into place.

 

[Rat Catcher]

I'd planned to do the remaining 60 or so jumps (NH) to Colonia this afternoon, but have been 'sitting' the grandkids since 13:00...
So, off to jump and stream a bit more in a few minutes - they are just getting ready to go!

 

[Darth Ender]

sometimes i'd show up with the sad Antal face when i'm feeling especially pessimistic about the game.

 

[Crank Larson]

I took the easy way to Colonia and caught an FC last week. My FC was 9000Ly or so in the wrong direction...

 

[Crank Larson]

Oh, I forgot. A flat cat.

 

[Bottom Hat]

You need a hook. Buur has scarves, OA has the voice. Get your USP and rack up those influencer Tiger tokens!

In order to stick to the naming then, can I propose that you have a pet rat in a little cage for each episode. Then at the end of the stream, you pick him up, look to the camera, bite off his head and grin insanely. Then fade to black.

Or come up with a novel way to kill the rat at the end of each episode - microwave it, guillotine it, put it in a vice, the list is very long.

That will get you to number 1 in about a month of weekly episodes I expect. And this is why I am a professional publicist.


I nearly forgot, you have to name it each episode, at the start, before killing it at the end. You're welcome.

 

[Rat Catcher]

I took the easy way to Colonia and caught an FC last week. My FC was 9000Ly or so in the wrong direction...

Mine is already in Colonia. I took the Cylon Taxi back to the bubble to get more 'foot' engineering done - then they told us we were getting our own engineers in Colonia soon!
Finished off one bit I had all the bits ready for, then set off back. I was going to make it a slow trip back, but the squadron has some fun stuff needing doing!

 

[Rat Catcher]

In order to stick to the naming then, can I propose that you have a pet rat in a little cage for each episode. Then at the end of the stream, you pick him up, look to the camera, bite off his head and grin insanely. Then fade to black.

Or come up with a novel way to kill the rat at the end of each episode - microwave it, guillotine it, put it in a vice, the list is very long.

That will get you to number 1 in about a month of weekly episodes I expect. And this is why I am a professional publicist.


I nearly forgot, you have to name it each episode, at the start, before killing it at the end. You're welcome.

Brutal, and in exceedingly bad taste!

...sounds about right to me!

 

[Rubbernuke]

sometimes i'd show up with the sad Antal face when i'm feeling especially pessimistic about the game.

Brutal. No-one wants to see Sad Antal. If anything we all want to see the uncompromising cult like figure we all know him to be. He makes the Far God lunatics look like Boy Scouts.