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Anyway, enough of these bants.
Now on to the serious task of trying to formulate a response when you've had a number of pints and your mrs asks your opinion on someone you've never heard of doing a dance.

We've got this, chaps. <high 5 emote>
 
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For those enduring strictly with their partners, the following key phrases may be handy when asked for an opinion:
"footwork was all wrong"
"S/he dances how I feel you would in that situation"
"arm shape has let them down"
"She's deaf but feels the vibrations through an italian"
"they're definitely <favoured term for making relations>"
"no idea, I think he's from busted"
 
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My kids not with me this weekend so I'm thankful for the entertainment the forums provide.

I'll be away to shout at the arxeholes shooting off fireworks near my house shortly.
Nest week is the firework display in the field next to our allotment.
If any of the rocket sticks hit my polytunnel like in 2019 the parish council will receive a strongly worded letter - even stronger then last weeks dog poo email containing a map of the said poo.
 
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