State of the Game

[The Nephilim]

Repent and embrace the Light, and you to can be saved from Damnation.
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Lord Brebus is merciful.

All Hail Lord Brebus. Please release me from this thread and allow me to die in peace.

 

[Erei]

But Brother...

I cranked up my holy Gamma to the max but I still can't see.
The cockpit that should lead me through the night itself is lost in the shadows of shader purgatory!

How can I see the light, so I might not crash in an invisible planet?

You need to make a Sacred Ticket on the Holy Issue Tracker, so one of his Angel can set you free. Not seeing is part of being a faithful servant of Lord Brebus, however. Only then, can you ignore the Heretics screenshots, carried only by your Faith.
Amen.

 

[Rat Catcher]

Later it was to think they can vote.

Or procreate and spawn progeny...

 

[Bottom Hat]

But Brother...

I cranked up my holy Gamma to the max but I still can't see.
The cockpit that should lead me through the night itself is lost in the shadows of shader purgatory!

How can I see the light, so I might not crash in an invisible planet?

But dear sister, thou must remove ones eyes with maximum gamma, at a pillar of neutron starlight. Once thou ist free of eyesight, thou canst avoid the planet, by praying to Lord Brebus, and hoping that thous Supercruise Assist is as crap as normal.

Now for your penance - perform three Hail Brebuses, and twelve praise odysseyseusses...usses....ess....

Read once more from the third book of the holy roadmap, and repent, lest your Asp Scout be doomed to the eternal fires of being stuck in an Apex Taxi loop around a ringed gas giant.

 

[The Nephilim]

Will people stop poking my dead carcass with sticks please.

 

[Amy Pendergast]

But dear sister, thou must remove ones eyes with maximum gamma, at a pillar of neutron starlight. Once thou ist free of eyesight, thou canst avoid the planet, by praying to Lord Brebus, and hoping that thous Supercruise Assist is as crap as normal.

Now for your penance - perform three Hail Brebuses, and twelve praise odysseyseusses...usses....ess....

Read once more from the third book of the holy roadmap, and repent, lest your Asp Scout be doomed to the eternal fires of being stuck in an Apex Taxi loop around a ringed gas giant.

 

[Bottom Hat]

We sentence you to at least 5 pages in this thread.

Hail Brebus!

You got off lightly needing only five pages - we had to read this whole sacred book of holy gibberish, and pray that it still doesn't get closed because it has been too entertaning for a day and a half.

Amen

 

[Erei]

Or procreate and spawn progeny...

I mean, technically speaking, the trigger to turn monkeys into the first humanoid was to go from trees to the ground. Where there were many predators, against which we were not adapted to defend ourselves (having no poison, speed or anything else), and nowhere to hide. And to make it even worse, we decided to walk on 2 legs, while we were quadrupeds.
For real, it's a question that baffles scientists, why did we do that ?

Well the answer could be that we were just the dumbest apes ever, and somehow, we made it work.

So maybe they are the apex of darwinism.

 

[Bottom Hat]

Will people stop poking my dead carcass with sticks please.

Absolutely not. Get to your penance sinner.

 

[Amy Pendergast]

I mean, technically speaking, the trigger to turn monkeys into the first humanoid was to go from trees to the ground. Where there were many predators, against which we were not adapted to defend ourselves (having no poison, speed or anything else), and nowhere to hide. And to make it even worse, we decided to walk on 2 legs, while we were quadrupeds.
For real, it's a question that baffles scientists, why did we do that ?

Well the answer could be that we were just the dumbest apes ever, and somehow, we made it work.

So maybe they are the apex of darwinism.

Solely marketing's fault. They told us ground legs would be perfect.

 

[Erei]

Solely marketing's fault. They told us ground legs would be perfect.

The trailer looked nice, with that "Human moment" and all that.
They didn't say it would take us 3 millions years of patches.

 

[Amy Pendergast]

The trailer looked nice, with that "Human moment" and all that.
They didn't say it would take us 3 millions years of patches.

The roadmap said only seven days.

 

[The Nephilim]

Absolutely not. Get to your penance sinner.

I'll be honest, death's not as fun as the movie, Psychomania, made it out to be. I've asked Lord Brebus if he can 'do a Lazarus' on me but apparently I need more Arx. I'm hoping one of you fine folk will setup a GoArxMe page and raise some for me.

 

[[Diplomacy] Carnegie]

I mean, technically speaking, the trigger to turn monkeys into the first humanoid was to go from trees to the ground. Where there were many predators, against which we were not adapted to defend ourselves (having no poison, speed or anything else), and nowhere to hide. And to make it even worse, we decided to walk on 2 legs, while we were quadrupeds.
For real, it's a question that baffles scientists, why did we do that ?

Well the answer could be that we were just the dumbest apes ever, and somehow, we made it work.

So maybe they are the apex of darwinism.

Option 1:
Afraid of heights

Option 2:
Too fat to climb

Option 3:
TikTok challenge

There, scientists unbaffled.

 

[AngryAntz]

Will people stop poking my dead carcass with sticks please.

Can all people poking The Nephilim with a stick, please go back to flogging the dead horse

 

[Erei]

I'll be honest, death's not as fun as the movie, Psychomania, made it out to be. I've asked Lord Brebus if he can 'do a Lazarus' on me but apparently I need more Arx. I'm hoping one of you fine folk will setup a GoArxMe page and raise some for me.

Sorry Brother, a bit broke. Lord Brebus in his Infinite Wisdom decided that the ship customization from Horizon would not look the same in Odyssey, and the arx outfits would be useless in Odyssey, and I need to donate once more to His Holy Church.

 

[Amy Pendergast]

Option 1:
Afraid of heights

Option 2:
Too fat to climb

Option 3:
TikTok challenge

There, scientists unbaffled.

Option 4:
Black Friday

 

[[Diplomacy] Carnegie]

Can all people poking The Nephilim with a stick, please go back to flogging the dead horse

I'm too busy flogging unfinished DLCs*.
Oh wait, that's not me, it's FDev

*Note to English as a second language people (ie. Americans):
'Flogging' is slang for 'selling'.

(See? Is a good joke, and dangerously close to being on-topic)

 

[Erei]

*Note to English as a second language people (ie. Americans):

American English is usually called Simplified English.

 

[[Diplomacy] Carnegie]

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