State of the Game

it's the 3300's and not once in the entire lore has there been mention of what dark matter and dark energy actually ended up being.

you'd think we'd make use of those things to leverage our fake tech. but nothing. out of all the things wrong with elite, that's the one thing that saddens me the most.

All dark matter and dark energy was used up during minimal techno parties.
Somehow vibe of this "music" was accumulating, "condensing" those dark phenomenons,
until it annihilated - luckily released energy was phase shifted to some nearby dimension,
otherwise it could end with DOOM of our civilization.

The "reflection" of this energy spectacle served the purpose of entertaining high as kite junkies with brain damage.
I know it's depressing and disappointing, but such revelation are nothing new for any woke human being.
 
Emu's are children. Ostriches are nasty and can actually kill people. Emu's are like big turkeys. you'd think people who are dodging animals trying to kill them all day could handle some birds that can't even make tools and coordinate in large groups.
Ostriches don't go in the hundreds swarming human land, AFAIK. Emus does.

Australia is sort of a caricature of the world. You have the ostrich parody, the angry big dogs parody (kangaroo), the rabbit animal (koalas, they eat their poop), giant spider because why not, the most lethal poisoned creature in the world for fun, and they even have a big rock in the middle of nowhere because reasons.
 
All dark matter and dark energy was used up during minimal techno parties.
Somehow vibe of this "music" was accumulating, "condensing" those dark phenomenons,
until it annihilated - luckily released energy was phase shifted to some nearby dimension,
otherwise it could end with DOOM of our civilization.

The "reflection" of this energy spectacle served the purpose of entertaining high as kite junkies with brain damage.
I know it's depressing and disappointing, but such revelation are nothing new for any woke human being.

serves them right. they were warned for decades that they were listening to mostly talentless garbage.
 
Ostriches don't go in the hundreds swarming human land, AFAIK. Emus does.

Australia is sort of a caricature of the world. You have the ostrich parody, the angry big dogs parody (kangaroo), the rabbit animal (koalas, they eat their poop), giant spider because why not, the most lethal poisoned creature in the world for fun, and they even have a big rock in the middle of nowhere because reasons.

that's because the people who deal with ostriches dont let them get all uppity and drunk on power.
 
Ostriches don't go in the hundreds swarming human land, AFAIK. Emus does.

Australia is sort of a caricature of the world. You have the ostrich parody, the angry big dogs parody (kangaroo), the rabbit animal (koalas, they eat their poop), giant spider because why not, the most lethal poisoned creature in the world for fun, and they even have a big rock in the middle of nowhere because reasons.
There is more to that.
I generally have problem NOT to treat reality as an epic joke,
I would go totally wacko in Australia after seeing things like this::

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