State of the Game

[Amy Pendergast]

Ok Mr Smartypants, then explain this :

Easy. Take a duck, a rat and a fish and Photoshop.

 

[Dutchman141]

clearly your friend has removed his pants. if any clothes existed around his waist still, those would be called underpants. They should only be worn when absolutely necessary. but often people will wear them all the time because they dont keep their butt clean and it's easier and cheaper to deal with soiling their underpants than their actual pants.

The end.

Clear.
It explains why my neighbor's jeans always sounds crunchy when he passes by.

*decides not to greet neighbor any longer.

 

[Amy Pendergast]

Clear.
It explains why my neighbor's jeans always sounds crunchy when he passes by.

*decides not to greet neighbor any longer.

At least skip the handshake...

 

[Darth Ender]

Ok Mr Smartypants, then explain this :

Cat.

 

[Fishy]

Ok Mr Smartypants, then explain this :

Because #awwwwwwwwww

 

[Just]

serves them right. they were warned for decades that they were listening to mostly talentless garbage.

Well, I see no justice there.

THEY had their fun admiring interdimensional fireworks and feeling post-annihilation energy waves spreading very close to our reality.

And the rest, decent folk of Earth, was SO CLOSE to the sudden extinction, unaware of how grave danger those parties brought onto our beloved home planet.

And nobody was taken responsible for that, it's hard for the law to charge someone based on dark energy fluctuations.
It's not like dark matter is an easy proof to collect, store and present in court.

 

[Erei]

Easy. Take a duck, a rat and a fish and Photoshop.

That's not tectonic though. CHECKMATE ATHEIST !

 

[MishaTX]

Only if eaten with a side dish of sauteed kale....

Easy mode. Anything eaten with kale is automatically wrong.

 

[Amy Pendergast]

That's not tectonic though. CHECKMATE ATHEIST !

Okay skip Photoshop and use a blender?

 

[Dutchman141]

Ok Mr Smartypants, then explain this :

Never seen that kind of cat before, cool picture btw.

At least skip the handshake...

*runs to sink and washes his hands with chlorine, twice.

 

[Darth Ender]

Because #awwwwwwwwww

So baby platypus' are made of rock? just look into those black eyes. They know how wrong they are to even exist.

 

[Erei]

So baby platypus' are made of rock? just look into those black eyes. They know how wrong they are to even exist.

Really looks like someone who have never seen a bear is asked to make a teddy bear with clay, following the indications of a blind dude how knows a guy who know a guy who have seen a bear.

 

[ULITE]

Ok Mr Smartypants, then explain this :

the duck-billed platypus is a duck designed by a committee like a camel is a horse designed by a committee

 

[Just]

That's not tectonic though. CHECKMATE ATHEIST !

You mean...
Damn, you are right.
No way something like this exists thanks to evolution.
It's so absurd and ineffective construct, it would go extinct in no time.

Only some hangover god could ever create such... abomination.

 

[Bottom Hat]

Still not clear what underpants are, my friend is getting puzzled now and I can't leave him like that.

They are man-knickers.

Because #awwwwwwwwww

Am I the only one who thinks of baby yoda on seeing that?

 

[Dutchman141]

Because #awwwwwwwwww

I must say, you're pretty creative with play-do.

 

[Fishy]

Draw me like one of your French forummers:

 

[MishaTX]

Btw. nice that the CM gave you the opportunity for some questions Good luck.

Wildhaired guess here: Powerplay will be involved?

Certainty: It will be answered, if answered at all, with "ambivalent generic answer".

 

[Erei]

Wildhaired guess here: Powerplay will be involved?

Certainty: It will be answered, if answered at all, with "ambivalent generic answer".

Right now, they are more on a "honest f*** you" answer.

 

[Fishy]

WildBluehaired guess here: Powerplay will be involved?

FTFY