State of the Game

[Sysmon]

Makes thread about guns guns guns and guns.

Lists IRL guns credentials.

Extensively analyses gun stats in game and compares to IRL guns.

Goes on to explain bad lack of realism in projectile speed, gun ranges and scope indicators.

Also asks for 5s respawn.

Contemplates going postal.

Eyes CAPS LOCK.

Wonders if Open Letters can only be written in Open.

Decides to get another beer.

S

 

[MishaTX]

Makes thread about guns guns guns and guns.

You rang?

 

[Susanna]

Suzie, dear, I love you but you really are beginning to stray dangerously off-topic here. If you don't stop it, you might start making actual sense.

#ConcernedFriend

Sorry!

In my defence, I'm still broken here...

 

[MishaTX]

Decides to get another beer.

Alright. Can't stop you, bud, but I'm going to have to ask you for the keys to your truck.

Don't worry, I'll throw a mattress on the bed so you can sleep it off out there.

 

[MishaTX]

In my defence, I'm still broken here...

And, also in your defense, I may have to admit to having played a tiny, tiny little part in that.

 

[Sysmon]

Makes thread about guns guns guns and guns.

Lists IRL guns credentials.

Extensively analyses gun stats in game and compares to IRL guns.

Goes on to explain bad lack of realism in projectile speed, gun ranges and scope indicators.

Also asks for 5s respawn.

The game could have been hugely fun if mag boots only worked on man-made structures, we didn't have suit thrusters to heat our calves, and we were fully subjects to low-G shenanigans. Peeps flying everywhere, slow-motion foot combat. It would have been lovely and ED-level very different.

Oh well. <burps sentimentally>

S

 

[Sysmon]

Alright. Can't stop you, bud, but I'm going to have to ask you for the keys to your truck.

Don't worry, I'll throw a mattress on the bed so you can sleep it off out there.

Just throw the mattress in the truck, I have no idea where it will end up.

S

 

[MishaTX]

I do too! Especially from Greggs

Don't know who "Greggs" is, but I'm all about the sausage.

Erm... That didn't come out right, did it?

Nevermind.

 

[Susanna]

Except if their name is Sally Morgan Moore. Then they are hard to shut up, and we don't want them to!

#SallyMorganMooreWillSaveUs

S

So it seems...

 

[MishaTX]

Just throw the mattress in the truck, I have no idea where it will end up.

S

That's what I was saying, wasn't it? On the bed... of the truck...

You ain't from Dixie, are you? 'S alright. You'll learn. In the meantime, pull up a chair, enjoy the liquor and help yourself to a heapin' helpin' of the biscuits, gravy and brisket.

 

[Sysmon]

That's what I was saying, wasn't it? On the bed... of the truck...

You ain't from Dixie, are you? 'S alright. You'll learn. In the meantime, pull up a chair, enjoy the liquor and help yourself to a heapin' helpin' of the biscuits, gravy and brisket.

<samples the sound of peanut shells crunching under his boots for his next country hip hop cross-over album>

S

 

[MishaTX]

<samples the sound of peanut shells crunching under his boots for his next country hip hop cross-over album>

S

Yep. You'll like it here if you ain't here already

 

[Sysmon]

Yep. You'll like it here if you ain't here already

Lived 5 years in Florida/New York. I served my time, sir.

S

 

[Susanna]

Don't know who "Greggs" is, but I'm all about the sausage.

Erm... That didn't come out right, did it?

Nevermind.

I should add that they are now a £1 each!
Not 50p as advertised!

 

[MishaTX]

Only thing about that video of yours: It could use some slide guitar and fiddle, and I didn't hear anything about losing your wife, truck and dog in it.

 

[Sysmon]

Only thing about that video of yours: It could use some slide guitar and fiddle, and I didn't hear anything about losing your wife, truck and dog in it.

S

 

[MishaTX]

Lived 5 years in Florida/New York. I served my time, sir.

S

Ah, but Texas is nothing like that. New Yawk is, well, New Yawk, and Florida is where New Yawkers go to live when they retire because they hate the weather where they come from. Blue hairs, as they're known around there. Well, they're called other things too, but I'm not sure that's fit for a family friendly forum like this'n.

 

[MishaTX]

S

Much, MUCH more like it!

 

[MishaTX]

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I should add that they are now a £1 each!
Not 50p as advertised!

Sounds like the hardware requirements for EDO.

 

[Susanna]

I was going for neutral language (although Moon-deniers will object), but sure, affirmative inclusivity works too. At the end of the day, I just want accuracy, I'm not out for blood.

I like what you did there