Oh, I bottle that stuff up and sell it to the Imperials...
State of the Game
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Quite satisfying, isn't it? No diplomatic issue exists that cannot be quickly and efficiently solved by sufficient application of BLAM!
Sell it? I've been GIVING it to them. Well, one of them in particular, I should say.
She still won't answer my tightbeams.
this is how covid-36 starts
With a moldy cat?
patient zero!
Wait, you trusted cats ? What's wrong with you ?
About as far as I could throw them, yes. But that ends today!
Disagree. Cats are sneaky. They look fluffy and cutsie and clumsy. So you're like "aww it's cute". But then they are psychotic murderous machine, who only act for their own interest.
Thargoids just want you out of their backyard. And not to play with either thargoids body or guardian toys. It's really simple.
I was thinking about hatred and how to subdue humanity.
At least my cat transmits this to me with his eyes every time I touch him.
Much like the Princess seems to feel about me, it seems.
Now that I think about it. I remember, when I was delivering stuphz for Prince Harold's funeral, wondering why in the name of Randomius it seemed like half the Imperial Fleet was there. To guard a funeral?
It was me all along, wasn't it?
Now I'm sad and need to cry.
Be sure to cry next to a cat. His constant meowing as he reminds you about feeding it should suffice to make you forget about your problem. Their total lack of empathy can be an asset.
how can you trust cats anyway... i mean you can tell in their eyes they're evil!
look! you can see it plotting at as it meows.
Valuable advice as always, Brother Erei!
I'll be sure to check if it's moldy first, though. Just in case.
It's really not fair for you to post pics of me before my first pot of coffee in a public forum.how can you trust cats anyway... i mean you can tell in their eyes they're evil!
look! you can see it plotting at as it meows.
Just wanted you to know that!
wow I didn't know you were a cat, i bet you've been plotting this all along!
It was a cat? Now that's a crazy as heck likeness! I could've sworn!
Erm, ladies? My looks really do improve dramatically after that pot of coffee. Just in case you were wondering, which I'm sure you weren't.
A the risk of self engrandisement, let me share a little Haiku of mine that I have found helpful as a path to embracing the Tao of BLAM!*:
Blam! Blam! Blam! Blam! Blam!
Blam! Blam! Blam! Blam! Blam-Blam! Blam!
Hullabaloo! Blam!
* The Tao of BLAM! is not at odds with the Holy Teachings of our Lord and Saviour. Indeed in the book of Raxxla (I believe 4:16-17 from memory) 'So we fix our eyes not on what is seen, but on what is unseen, since what is seen is temporary, but what is unseen is eternal. Therefore we do not lose heart. For the seen can become the unseen and eternal, by the loving gift of BLAM! Buy an Idris.'
e. Not sure about that last line, it may be from the infidel and excommunicated Richs Crobber, a pox be on his name.