In order to stick to the naming then, can I propose that you have a pet rat in a little cage for each episode. Then at the end of the stream, you pick him up, look to the camera, bite off his head and grin insanely. Then fade to black.
Or come up with a novel way to kill the rat at the end of each episode - microwave it, guillotine it, put it in a vice, the list is very long.
That will get you to number 1 in about a month of weekly episodes I expect. And this is why I am a professional publicist.
I nearly forgot, you have to name it each episode, at the start, before killing it at the end. You're welcome.