The Thargoid and Fer-de-Lance

Garthyre

Garthyre
Dr Wookie said:
I'll take on all comers at the 4D pool table. I'm the meanest and the fastest, and anyone who told you that they let the wookie win is a big fat liar!
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Wookie people have died waiting for you to calculate the vectors and relative velocities for your next shot. They let you win because the sight of you bent over your papers and slide-rule for sometimes days on end drives them to drink. Which, ultimately, is why I let you in here.

Your present opponent is currently trading in the Alnilam system - I'm to let him know if you look as though you're heading to the table any time soon.
 

Panther12968

Panther12968
Garthyre said:
Before I can serve you a pan-galactic gargle blaster, I need to see proof of age (35+). Also you need to be single under Barnard's Star licensing laws. It's one of the things you say goodbye to when you get married.

You look about 14. Have a lemonade.
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Actually I'm here for the 20 crates of Altairian Brandy order, I heard I can make a bundle at the Imperial Palace. It's this years must have....
 

Garthyre

Garthyre
Ladies and gentlemen, the Commander name form on the backer webapp is now CLOSED. So if you just had a brilliant name for yourself flash fully-formed into your waking consciousness, well, you're unluckily stuck with the Kit Carson you originally signed up for.

Buy a drink to drown your sorrows and tell Aunty Garthyre all about it.
 

Garthyre

Garthyre
Andreas M said:
Oh that one is great. "The Lavian Chronicles" by the same author is very nice too. I just can't remember the name, was it Paula Rosebury? or Rose Bradbeck? :rolleyes:
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I have been trying to remember who originally came up with that one. I have a feeling it was @Alien, but I'll check my records.

I've no idea who you're talking about, but here, have a drink on the house.
 

Panther12968

Panther12968
Caribou said:
Wasn't what I was thinking of but sounds interesting :p
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Theres' always that great Imperial gameshow : 'Fed-Hunt'; Drop several Federal Citizens deep within the jungles of a anarchaic planet, armed only with ancient weapons. Then watch them being hunted down, by The Imperial Navys' finest.... Top ratings across the Imperial tv network.....
 
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Dr Wookie

Dr Wookie
Panther12968 said:
Theres' always that great Imperial gameshow : 'Fed-Hunt'; Drop several Federal Citizens deep within the jungles of a anarchaic planet, armed only with ancient weapons. Then watch them being hunted down, by The Imperial Navys' finest.... Top ratings across the Imperial tv network.....
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Or for the reality tv fans in the independent systems, there's always Survivor: Riedquat
 

Geraldine

Geraldine
<look around and drops The Lion The Witchspace And The Wardrobe on the book shelf> Hi folks any good tunes on the juke box? :)
 

jhondidfool

J
Commander Didfool places a copy of The Mirror of the Stars by Joseph Cobrad MK-III on the shelf and asks for a Lave Martini again.
 

Cody

Cody
<strolls in and lays the assassin's tale Strangler in a Strange Land on the bookshelf>
A Riedquatian ale and a bowl of Reerquian edible moth scratchings, por favor. Where's the jukebox?
 

Garthyre

Garthyre
jhondidfool said:
Commander Didfool places a copy of The Mirror of the Stars by Joseph Cobrad MK-III on the shelf and asks for a Lave Martini again.
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One Lave Lave martini - with straw.

Geraldine said:
Hi folks any good tunes on the juke box?
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The best little bar has the coolest juke box.

No Queen (that was done to death on the ks), But we have:

The Platters - The Krait Pretender
Buddy Holly - Everyday (Elite is getting Closer)
David Bowie - Starman
Roy Orbiter - It's Cobra
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...and many others I'm sure people will remind me about.
 

Zieman

Zieman
One Leestian Evil Juice and a BBQ Trumbleburger, please.
I salute all intrepid explorers around here once "Where do you think you're going?" by Dire Straits starts playing.
Oh, and hi Cody :).
 
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