Mixed bag of news, gossip and amateur dramatics
I've just noticed the Forum Names section of the Backers Webapp has been removed - for me anyway.
I wonder how the whole 'Commander names approval' process is going? It would be nice if someone from FD dropped in for a lemonade and let us know. I wouldn't expect details, but general numbers - how many completed, how many left to do - would be appreciated. We'll only start imagining the worst, otherwise:
SCENE Frontier Developments 1st floor, no furniture, the carpet covered with single sheets of A5 paper arranged in a neat grid. Enter MICHAEL BROOKES and INTERN
MICHAEL OK, you know where the coffee machine is and everyone's biscuit preferences. They are your main priorities. We've got your mobile phone number should any of us need a drink. The only other thing you have to worry about is this. We call it the 'Field of Dreams' downstairs, and your job is to go through each of these pieces of paper and - *waves hands in air* - sort it all out. Make sure no two backers have the same Commander name, make sure there's no swearing, and make sure there's no Han Solo anywhere. That's going to be my name. We don't care how you do it, just do it.
EXIT MICHAEL
The INTERN stands staring across the room for some minutes, before a single tear rolls down her cheek.
I'm sure it's not really like... that. Is it?
Oh and today is the anniversary of the death of Reg Presley, lead singer with The Troggs - a popular beat combo from Earth, 1960's. Can we have a moment's silence, please?
Thank you.
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