This game needs more Space Monkeys

Space Monkeys ?

  • Space Monkeys, YES!

    Votes: 33 52.4%
  • YES!!!!!!!

    Votes: 8 12.7%
  • Woot, Woot, SPACE MONKEYS!!!

    Votes: 8 12.7%
  • Space Monkeys, with typewriters.

    Votes: 14 22.2%

  • Total voters
    63
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Wait... Like Ham the first US monkey in space? Or like Sea Monkeys™, so tiny brine shrimp colonies but in space? Or Fight Club-style Project Mayhem shaved space Monkeys, which I'm not allowed to talk about? Or Planet of the Apes "Monkeys", which are truly futuristic but technically earthbound and pretty not ready for rocketry, unless Dr. Zaius can reverse engineer Taylor's ship?
 
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Wait... Like Ham the first US monkey in space? Or like Sea Monkeys™, so tiny brine shrimp colonies but in space? Or Fight Club-style Project Mayhem shaved space Monkeys, which I'm not allowed to talk about? Or Planet of the Apes "Monkeys", which are truly futuristic but technically earthbound and pretty not ready for rocketry, unless Dr. Zaius can reverse engineer Taylor's ship?

Actually, if I remember correctly, the original films show Zira and Cornelius escaping Armageddon in a spaceship and making it back to the past from where Taylor came from. So yes, there were space monkeys in the Planet of the Apes!

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Wait! There's a Space Monkey in Mass Effect?

Damn. Uhm ....

Forget I said anything. Move along people, nothing to vote here.

The first game has you ether frisk monkeys for nuclear codes you get attacked for...

...or murder them all.

The second game has you punch one or blow them up with rockets in a mini-game for store discounts.

The third one...

...

I dunno if they're in the third one.
 
This is ridiculous, I voted, then suggested the typewriter thing, it is then added to the poll so I now can't vote for my suggestion. This sucks more than being on the Pyongyang version of Facebook man, I am not a happy camper. :(
 

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This is ridiculous, I voted, then suggested the typewriter thing, it is then added to the poll so I now can't vote for my suggestion. This sucks more than being on the Pyongyang version of Facebook man, I am not a happy camper. :(

If I gave you a banana would that make things better?
 
If you add space monkeys, you'll just open the box of the pandora. There'll be players, who want space pengunis, the next space whales, I'd like some space giraffes por favor, i know one guy who'd like space unicorns, and so on and so forth

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If I gave you a banana would that make things better?


Only space bananas!
 
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I'll only vote yes if space monkeys come with space gorillas and space marmosets, otherwise it seems too unbalanced and discriminatory.
 
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