This game needs more Space Monkeys

Space Monkeys ?

  • Space Monkeys, YES!

    Votes: 33 52.4%
  • YES!!!!!!!

    Votes: 8 12.7%
  • Woot, Woot, SPACE MONKEYS!!!

    Votes: 8 12.7%
  • Space Monkeys, with typewriters.

    Votes: 14 22.2%

  • Total voters
    63
  • Poll closed .
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Now I know what you're thinking but it's not that. Hear me out.

There have been many space games in history, from Space Invaders to the original Elite to this Elite to No Man's Guy. Now none of these space games have had Space Monkeys in them. This is an ignored niche, an untapped vein of potential Monkey Business. And if you remove the k from Monkey, you get Money. So there is profit in Space Monkeys. Lets not forget that Monkeys beat us in the race to space. So the leap towards Space Monkeys isn't that big as you might have thought when you started reading this. And now you've read Space Monkeys a couple of times, you're starting to like the sound of it doncha? I bet you were sceptical before, but I also bet that now you're thinking: "Hmmmm, Space Monkeys".

We need to keep them away from Bananas_Are_Good_For_You though. Or equip BAGFY with a Monkey repellent suit made out of lions.

What? Planet of the Apes? Don't make me laugh. Those are Planet Apes, not Space Monkeys. Jeez, get with the program daddy-o.

So, Space Monkeys. Vote yes! Somewhere. I can't be       to make a poll. And sure, they can fly your boat, but only if you let me drive your car.

Beep beep. Beep Beep. Yeah!
 
Have you been exploring again? [where is it]

Told you if you stare into the black for too long, the black will stare back at you! [uhh]

stephen-hawking-space-monkey.jpg

I think by "we can", he means "he can" ... "me" still puts on my space pants inside out and feels accomplished if they don't show up on my head.
Window licking special advanced monkey reporting for duty.
 
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Now I know what you're thinking but it's not that. Hear me out.

There have been many space games in history, from Space Invaders to the original Elite to this Elite to No Man's Guy. Now none of these space games have had Space Monkeys in them. This is an ignored niche, an untapped vein of potential Monkey Business. And if you remove the k from Monkey, you get Money. So there is profit in Space Monkeys. Lets not forget that Monkeys beat us in the race to space. So the leap towards Space Monkeys isn't that big as you might have thought when you started reading this. And now you've read Space Monkeys a couple of times, you're starting to like the sound of it doncha? I bet you were sceptical before, but I also bet that now you're thinking: "Hmmmm, Space Monkeys".

We need to keep them away from Bananas_Are_Good_For_You though. Or equip BAGFY with a Monkey repellent suit made out of lions.

What? Planet of the Apes? Don't make me laugh. Those are Planet Apes, not Space Monkeys. Jeez, get with the program daddy-o.

So, Space Monkeys. Vote yes! Somewhere. I can't be to make a poll. And sure, they can fly your boat, but only if you let me drive your car.

Beep beep. Beep Beep. Yeah!

What about Rigelian vinemonkeys, the semi-sentient carnivores from Cooperworld in the Aymiay system? Aren't those spacey enough for you?

I'm sure there are some semi-sentinents even on this forum and I think we should all acknowledge them for what they are.
 

Achilles7

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Having participated in numerous BH CGs..I think we are okay in that department

Also BK - that's a chimp in the picture..not a monkey! Not sure about the one on the right, though!
 
What about Rigelian vinemonkeys, the semi-sentient carnivores from Cooperworld in the Aymiay system? Aren't those spacey enough for you?

I'm sure there are some semi-sentinents even on this forum and I think we should all acknowledge them for what they are.
Rigelian vine ...what?

No man! Space. Monkeys. Space Monkeys.

I beg to differ.
You would [mad]

I've added a poll for you Ziggy!
Nooooo! Bad Ian!
 
Monkeys would significantly change the game, how dare you suggest it you are not the developer you don't make the design decisions I can't stand this entitlement. Don't you realise some of us have wanted a new Elite game for years and this damn monkey crap comes up every month. The game is too easy as is and monkeys are just the slippery slope to choosing other hairy mammals and soon they will be doing everything and you might as well just watch the screen eating bananas. Monkeys = Uninstall
 
Somebody get Ziggy his meds....STAT!

"It's okay Ziggy, you are in your safe space, we're here for you buddy, shhhhhh, shhhhhh"
 
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