GalNet 16/01/3302
Thargoid Ambasador Intrigued By Unknown Artefact
The Thargoid ambasador to Quy, Hive Commander Antnita Stinger is intrgued by the unknown artefact discovered in human space. She says that Thargoids follow the investigations closely and may send a science team to assist human researchers. She ends her statment with the following question: 'Have you tried shooting it with a laser?'.
Overheard at Quy diplomatic reception, recording and transcript via INRA, classified CASE NIGHTMARE GREEN:
Thargoid (Oresrian) Military Attache:"Madame Ambassador, don't these softskins know we discovered these things 300 years ago, have been studying them at our Antarctic embassy on Sol, and that they have nothing to do with us?"
Ambassador:"Of course not - the egocentric fools think everything in space that isn't them is Thargoid, and that we are all the same - just bugs to them. Let them think whatever they want, the Klaxians will sort them out, and then they will be begging us for forgiveness and assistance".
Military Attache: "But what about this Lab 69 we keep hearing disturbing reports about?"
Ambassador: "Paah! They don't even know about the Klaxians Lab 8, let alone figured out what we were doing at Peregrina, or where Soontill fits in. Fools, all of them. This whole UA thing is likely INRA and their CIEPer buddies trying to make us look evil again. The Klaxians will sort them all out when the time comes.
Military Attache:"Half of the softskins don't even know what an Outside Context Problem is. They'll never know what hit them!"
Ambassador: "On to more important business - when are we taking that fishing trip to Merlin again?"
Military Attache: "Not until at least Season 3 your Ugliness, and probably not until Season 4 at the rate these softskins are milking the storyline and DLC. Plus they seem to have terraformed Merlin, and it is no longer an ice world - otherwise we would be able to land there in Season 2".
Ambassador:"Pah! Seasons! No subscription model, hah! What will these fools come up with next? I suppose they expect
us to pay for them all as well? Don't they know it has been years since we had a good fishing trip there? Hmmph. I guess we will have to make do with the bloody whales off Antarctica again. Next they will be telling us there is no transition on planetary landing and expecting us to believe it!"
Military Attache:"At least Merlin is not a Waterworld your Gore-nifecence. If that was the case we might never be able to go based on the current secret softskin ten-year content plan"
Ambassador:"Gah! Fetch me my drones and more of this Klaxian wine! I feel the need to pointlessly crush things with my mandibles until the juices run out of the corpses, I'm getting out of practice. A pox on all these softskins' houses!"