Planetary Landings: Predicted Whining and Otherwise Unsavory self-conduct.
Hey guys, you might remember me as the guy who started a thread, probably copied by many others, complaining about the fact that medium sized landing pads take twice as long to launch from, as opposed to both small and large landing pads. You also may have seen me making snipy little remarks towards those that just incessantly whine and complain about the state of the game. Here I am, your friendly neighborhood Brimstone. Bask in my Greatness.
Today I will be claiming 'first' for all post related to, and subsequently related to, the eventually coming Planetary Landings Expansion of the game.
And all whiny posts related to the potential bugs that could arise from implementing such a large and amazing expansion, and those people who couldn't wait to jump on the band wagon of others to complain about.
That's right folks! I started it first. (no, you guys who participated in the DDF don't count, because you're special, and we lesser folks don't know any better......)
So let's start with the potential bugs here:
Help! I landed my ship, and I fell through the ground, into the core of the planet!
possible response: thank you for your report, we are aware of the issue and the appropriate team has been notified. Have a great day.
Help! I landed in a portion of the planet that clearly had a hurricane situation going on, yet I'm feeling fine.
Possible response: thank you for your report, we are aware of the issue and the appropriate team has been notified. Have a great day.
Help! I tried to land on the edge of a volcano so that my Pilot could walk straight out into the lava. Why couldn't he/she do that?
Possible response: thank you for your report, we are aware of the issue and the appropriate team has been notified. Have a great day.
Help! I've landed in the arctic region of a new planet, and I am not seeing the appropriate clouds. FYI I lived in Antarctica, and I expect every polar region of every planet I visit to exhibit the same silly features that our's does, like Nacreous Clouds, and other silly things. I demand it NOW.
Possible response: thank you for your report, we are aware of the issue and the appropriate team has been notified. Have a great day.
Help! why isn't the equatorial part of the planet hotter than the rest of it? What is Tidally Locked mean?
Possible response: thank you for your report, we are aware of the issue and the appropriate team has been notified. Have a great day.
Help! When I try to lift off from the ground, my ship leans towards the right!
possible response: thank you for your report, we are aware of the issue and the appropriate team has been notified. Have a great day.
Help! I tried to harvest some plant from a tree I found from a planet I found 12,650 LY away but when I try, the came freezes and subsequently crashes. THARGOIDS?!?!?!!!!111
possible response: Thargoids are coming Soon(Trademark stamp here).
Note to the Mods. If this violates anything, kill it please. Otherwise, let us have some fun

. I know the fun won't last for long though.