Whoo! All right so obviously people are still interested in making this a thing. That being the case, I took it upon myself to head back to Eotienses for a face-to-face with Senator Patreus and see about getting the BBRA* bumper stickers back. I have to give credit where credit is due. Senator Patreus was a gracious host and kept to his word, bringing the confiscated bumper stickers to the meet and agreeing to release them if I apologized for the small misunderstanding about the parking ticket the last time I was in port. I conceded that my response wasn't the most mature reaction a CMDR could have had and that it was irresponsible to try and inflame tempers during an already volatile situation in the galaxy by writing "Denton Patreus can suck it" on the ticket and digitally signing it as Felicia Winters.
So there's good news! The bumper stickers are back in stock! Anybody who's finished the BBRA* after 17 June, send me your address and receive thy bounty!
And the bad news. When I returned to my ship after my visit with the senator, I found I had been ticketed
again for illegal parking, even though the Senator himself had validated my permit. Lo and behold the ticketing officer once again failed to write-protect the violation, and long story short, Zemina Torval has just asked Denton Patreus via a parking ticket to "get your hot buns over to Synteini so I can butter them up" and then I ran out of space.
Upon reflection, not the most mature thing I could have done, but that's what the man gets for engaging in theft.
On a related note, here's the proof for the BBR8 bumper sticker. Fair warning... we
might get in a little trouble for this one.
