The Star Citizen Thread v5

[ianw]

"I love you Jared"

"The test came back positive"

"I need to nibble your ear"

"It's all a dream"

"Star Marine is broken"

"Sorry mate - I've just run over your cat"

I think you're jumping to conclusions Derek - he could have been saying anything

Listen up cupcake - if you ever deviate from the script again I will rip your head and arms off, defecate down the neck hole and then stick your arms up your jacksie so you can wave to your mother when she comes to identify you at the morgue! Capisce?

 

[frostypaw]

oops thread lost terrible forum bug due to discussion of facts I think

 

[Cmdr Eagleboy]

Emmmmm....I miss LAN party?! NOOOOOOOOOOES.

Seriously though, I thought it was in 1 hour, no?

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oops thread lost terrible forum bug due to discussion of facts I think

Oopsy dazy those mods are a bit careless with dat delete button

 

[Marak]

Emmmmm....I miss LAN party?! NOOOOOOOOOOES.

Seriously though, I thought it was in 1 hour, no?

LAN party was cut short 'cos of... reasons

The main event is in 1 hour at 9:00pm GMT still.

Hopefully. If everything is working. So, maybe?

 

[dsmart]

Math is hard I guess

Man, those ping times. On a LAN. But not to worry though; they're totally not making an MMO, so nothing to worry about I don't think.

 

[Asp Explorer]

Nothing to worry about. I bet their MAU started beaconing

 

[dsmart]

https://twitter.com/dsmart/status/799707345018298368

 

[Cmdr Eagleboy]

https://twitter.com/dsmart/status/799707345018298368

You know? One day CIG will learn how not to jinx their own parties. Don't promise ANYTHING and surprise when it actually work. Simple.

I will guess that's why LAN party was cut short.

 

[Ian Skippy]

https://twitter.com/dsmart/status/799707345018298368

I'd be careful, just wait a few hours to be sure.

 

[Zieman]

Man, those ping times. On a LAN. But not to worry though; they're totally not making an MMO, so nothing to worry about I don't think.

Really!

45ms ping on LAN? W the ph?

 

[FuriousMeow]

My favorite part was during the race, a race without weapons, the weapons on the hardpoints were spazzing about as if they were having a seizure jacked up on speed. Why weren't they fixed? Oh, yeah... buggy mess.

Also, the guy flying about with the landing gear down. That was pretty spectacular as well. Bug or the player didn't retract? Who knows! But since they are in an "atmosphere" that should have added drag which would have put him at a severe disadvantage but because of *fidelity* the gear didn't matter just like how being in space in undies is totes cool!

 

[dsmart]

I'd be careful, just wait a few hours to be sure.

That's why it's a "developing story"

 

[1500]

If you missed the pre-show, someone made a recap.

[video=youtube;24XmOXecWNw]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24XmOXecWNw[/video]

 

[Monk]

If you missed the pre-show, someone made a recap.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24XmOXecWNw

Geez...I thought the stutters were on my end.

 

[FuriousMeow]

Frankenbuild within a frankenengine from a frankengamemoviewaveyhands!

 

[Vasea Azure]

If you missed the pre-show, someone made a recap.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24XmOXecWNw

This is so unbelievably cringeworthy its actually sad.

 

[Marak]

Geez...I thought the stutters were on my end.

Me too... I'm glad I got WiFi and broadband, LAN looks bad

 

[Maruun]

Star Citizen - Its actually sad

 

[1500]

so how much time and man hours went into a one off ship add?

 

[Monk]

This is so unbelievably cringeworthy its actually sad.

Anymore now I just see a bunch of potentially good careers being hitched to what amounts to this, in my eyes

[video=youtube;lNVQZUfIRZg]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNVQZUfIRZg[/video]

Warning: lots of dog pooing on itself