General / Off-Topic Secret mission to break into Frontier and steal the plans for Beyond – Don’t tell anyone…

Bran Tse Mallory

Bran Tse Mallory
Ian Phillips said:
Uhhhm. Planning.... I thought the new offices wern't going to be ready until 2018......
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You lot are hopeless at keeping secrects. We may as well just ask you whats in the premium content! :D

T.j said:
Shhhh don't tell Bran I'm looking forward to seeing his face..... ;)

TJdaMod
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You'll know you've seen my face by the worried look on the Dr's faces as you get resuscitated...


Now both of you please don't read the next bit... OK? Good.

Change of plans folks, seems we need to hit the old offices.

Pizza idea is a good one and it looks like Stitch has Theo well covered, speaking of which, where is he? Also I'm still waiting to let Ziggy know... We might have to put this on hold for a few days...

Ha, now they will never know when it's going to happen!

Hell Razor5543 said:
The Isle of Wight is wondering what has just happened to this years' entire garlic crop. Elsewhere the Royal Navy is very concerned to see that their new aircraft carrier has sailed without its' regular crew. Meanwhile three local bakeries are busy with a very large order, with a very tight deadline. The only problem now is transporting the results, and Eddie Stobart are seeing how many vehicles they can make available.

Now, can anybody get hold of several food quality tankers? I have been advised that somebody has managed to fit a divert valve into the pipework at a major fizzy drink maker, and just needs something to fill.
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Living in Liverpool allows me to get you any vehicle you want with or with out tires. ;)
 

Hell Razor5543

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We may have a problem. It seems that somebody let on to the Moderators what was going on. I have just heard that the Pizzas have been contaminated with olives and anchovies, somebody has stolen all of the yeast from the bakeries, while the fizzy drinks maker has had caster oil dumped into all of their vats.
 
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Bran Tse Mallory

Bran Tse Mallory
Hell Razor5543 said:
We may have a problem. It seems that somebody let on to the Moderators what was going on. I have just heard that the Pizzas have been contaminated with olives and anchovies, somebody has stolen all of the yeast from the bakeries, while the fizzy drinks maker have had caster oil dumped into all of their vats.
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Those Pizza's sound perfect to me! When I was last in Naples that's pretty much what I lived on for the whole week. As for the rest, sounds like the work of Mr Phillips - Very dis-reputable type that one is ;)
 

Sir.Tj

The Moderator who shall not be Blamed....
Volunteer Moderator
Sir.Tj
Bran Tse Mallory said:
Damn, looks like plan B will have to involve getting Mr Maynard very drunk again...
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We will sneakily substitue him for Slopey who will bankrupt you long before any alcohol take effect....


Bran Tse Mallory said:
It's either that or we threaten to enter Jenner into the Grand National with Brett as the rider
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That could quite possibly be the most disturbing thing ever posted on a internet forum.
 

starman

starman
What ever it is will be really really exciting..

The cargo insurance placeholder will probably still remains

Trips to Hutton Orbital will still take forever...


The chances of meeting any cmdr will be practically zero..

CQC will be ??
 

Hell Razor5543

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I have heard that some of Sohos' finest Ladies of Negotiable Affection might be prepared to act as a distraction (provided their affections can be reasonably negotiated).
 
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Jenner

I wish I was English like my hero Tj.
Jenner
Vasea Azure said:
Can I go along and sneak in to Jurassic World part of the office for some important intel? Also, can bring lots of coffee!
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Ohh...I love my coffee. :)

Yea, I'm interested to see what they have in store for JWE, too.

And this morning William Shatner tweeted something suggestive about him possibly doing a voice pack for for or something so I'm doubly intrigued. I love his Orion HCS voice pack for Elite. :)
 

Ian Phillips

Volunteer Moderator
Ian Phillips
sleutelbos said:
I am a terribly juggler (I think, I never tried). I think I can distract the guards that way.
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I've actually had a juggling lesson from a professional clown.

It consisted of "Do exactly what I do" and he then threw the balls up in the air and watched them fall to the ground past his outstreched hands. Then he picked them up.

After we had picked up our balls he said: "Get used to bending down, because you will be doing that a LOT"
 
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