I would like to create a little SC video commercial myself.*
Would go like this (imagine some nice pics and animation in the background):
"Dear followers,
we want to present you
today a little recap of previous
opportunities together with a glimpse of what the
future might bring for
YOU!!!
In previous months you were able to purchase our light fighters
- A for
60$ ONLY
- B for
75$ ONLY
- C for
85$ ONLY
Then came the heavy fighters
- D for
90$ ONLY
- E for
95$ ONLY
- F for
105$ ONLY
We are finally happy to introduce you to the Constellation Linup with multi crew controls:
- G for
150$ ONLY
- H for
225$ ONLY
- I for
275$ ONLY
- J for
350$ ONLY
Next we will present you the different Corvette Linup with heavy multi crew controls:
- K for
450$ ONLY
- L for
625$ ONLY
- M for
775$ ONLY
- N for
850$ ONLY
And after this you will be able to purchase the very limited X-Hangar Linup:
- O for
950$ ONLY
- P for
1.125$ ONLY
- Q for
1.475$ ONLY
- R for
1.950$ ONLY
Finally we will present you with the opportunity to buy whole islands on one of your preferred planet including different sizes equipped with a multi defence system and a huge fortress:
- S for
5.550$ ONLY
- T for
6.625$ ONLY
- U for
8.975$ ONLY
- V for
10.390$ ONLY
But we will not stop here since we haven't yet presented you the best - the top of the top:
YOUR OWN LITTLE MOON !!!
(
With planetary laser class 9, highly defense systems capable, restricted areas and so on ...)
- W for
19.050$ ONLY
- X for
25.250$ ONLY
- Y for
35.175$ ONLY
- Z for
48.250$ ONLY
ONLY THEN will we present you the most anticipated piece of technology ever made:
THE GALACTIC CARRIER !!! Able to transport all your friends around the whole galaxy (
100 star systems)!!!
Of course again in different fittings:
- ALPHA for
69.000$ ONLY
- BETA for
75.000$ ONLY
- GAMMA for
86.000$ ONLY
- EPSYLON for
99.000$ ONLY
But hey, we wouldn't be your preferred DEV TEAM if we wouldn't have plenty of more stuff to offer! To shorten the list, here only a very brief outlook:
- YOUR OWN PLANET for
300.000$ ONLY
- YOUR OWN SYSTEM for
3.000.000$ ONLY
- YOUR OWN SYSTEM-CLUSTER for
30.000.000$ ONLY
- YOUR OWN BLACK HOLE for
300.000.000$ ONLY
- YOUR OWN GALAXY for
3.000.000.000$ ONLY
- YOUR OWN UNIVERSE for
300.000.000.000$ ONLY ATTENTION!! ONLY ONE AVAILABLE!!!
And if you think we are done now -
YOU ARE WRONG!! BELIEVE IT OR NOT BUT WE ARE EXPERIMENTING WITH
PARALLEL UNIVERSES!!!
YES IT IS NOW REALLY POSSIBLE:
- YOUR OWN INTERCONNECTED PARALLEL UNIVERSES PACKAGE for
4.000.000.000.000$ ONLY
(YES, play in the same league as our US Defense Department having spend nearly that amount of money for the last Iraq war!!!)
CIG - AN ENDLESS VOYAGE OF OPPORTUNITIES!!!
BE PART OF IT TODAY!!!
JOIN NOW!!!"
NOTICE:
You are out of money? No problem! We love our backers and are willing to take your cars and houses as an advance payment!
Ben Lesnick: Or you have a good wife with cooking skills? Ship her to our office!

Did i miss something? Feel free to post!
* Wouldn't this be a nice idea for a youtube video? Someone out there with skills & time?
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