Wait a minute. Where'd she go? Bring her back!

... aaaaaaaaannnnnd as described by the OP, the nice green-haired lady I had been dealing with suddenly vanishes and is replaced by some complete wagon in the system I'm currently working away at.
 
Wait.... There are pretty npcs? What have I seen for the last few years is nothing less than a genetic horror show. That ... And space meth is apparently very popular.
 
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Dang, those mugs could nearly turn me to the Alliance... (I love mugs)
 
Dang, those mugs could nearly turn me to the Alliance... (I love mugs)
You should see our NPCs.
Mindy loves us and we love Mindy.
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I like to think that every time Alliance Combine wins a new system, she throws a party and it's like this:


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And Selene Jean - She's not my lover but boy she gets me hard.
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Mind you, I'm no Pretty Picture:
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And as for CMDR Schlack, the first time you let him on your ship, it's kind of an experience:
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CMDR Mangal Oemie is alright but:
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So how many of you start working for a faction, and your liaison is a beautiful woman, and you think, "Well this is cool." Then you get promoted to Allied, and you get to work for the boss, who is an old, elephant butt-ugly dude... I mean, this seems to happen all the time! So like Luke Skywalker with R2D2 and Leia's hologram, I find myself saying, "Wait a minute, where'd she go? Bring her back!!"

This is especially frustrating when you're doing BGS work for said faction and are stuck looking at that ugly dude all the time now.

And no, the cute receptionist is not my sister!

The last contact with Friendly status was a regular person... but my Allied contact is the female version of Anakin Skywalker (when Luke removes the mask in The Return of the Jedi).
If I have time, I will post her(?) picture later today.
 
How do you think they feel looking at those pilots that come begging for work?
Y'all can't be as pretty as I am.

Indeed. I once used a photo of mine as an avatar. Three hysteric fits, two seizures, and one heart-attack later, I was told to change it to something less gag-reflex inducing, such as a picture of an Alien doing its worst to a human...

Half-joking, obviously, but there is a reason why I do not post an pics. :)
 
I always thought the worst npc images were from First Encounters. They were animated as I seem to remember but not Frontiers finest hour.

That said I sometimes wish the npc images we encounter weren't static shots as all a bit, er, old school for the 21st century. Yes, yes I know. I'm trying to have my cake and eat it( but I am a chef irl)
 
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