I decided long ago that I'd save the population of t'internet from having to look at my face too much...If you'd ever seen any of the Skype conferences we hold regularly for the veterans charity work a few of us do...it's worse than trusting that a group of pre-pubescent teenage boys won't show body parts in school photographs.
I use my wife's laptop for that usually...the last one was quite interesting...during a lull in the boring charity commission discussions, I decided to make a coffee. On getting back to the laptop, I found all of them staring at the screens with expressions of abject interest...asking what was amiss, I was answered with.. "We're waiting for you to go make another coffee, when you were away the last time, your wife flashed her boobies at us as she passed."
You can just tell my wife was a former RAF Lieutenant and an air traffic controller, can't you? Can't take her anywhere twice....