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Iron Golem

Iron Golem
ECity said:
I caught a bit of the SC Twitch stream today:

  • When eating a granola bar, the player animation will unwrap the bar first
  • For now the player will not remove their helmet when eating
  • Eating a burger will take one bite but requiring more bites is planned for the future
  • At the moment the QA team can't test the Idris mission too much because the game crashes when they approach the ship
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Priorities. Can't fix the real issues so this is the fluff you get passed.
 

Agony_Aunt

Agony_Aunt
ECity said:
  • Eating a burger will take one bite but requiring more bites is planned for the future
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Nggggghjhhh..... mmmmmhhhh..... aaarrrgghhhhhllll....

I want to believe that you are exageratting what they actually said. I really do. But considering this is CIG, i'm wlling to give you a chance. Timestamp please!
 

Asp Explorer

Asp Explorer
I can’t wait to get home and watch this lulzbucketry in it’s glorious entirety.

Will CI-G implement escaped ketchup incidents that require a clothing refresh before your AI interaction probability volume closes and the bartender won’t take your drinks order?
 

Red Anders

Red Anders
ECity said:
I caught a bit of the SC Twitch stream today:

  • When eating a granola bar, the player animation will unwrap the bar first
  • For now the player will not remove their helmet when eating
  • Eating a burger will take one bite but requiring more bites is planned for the future
  • At the moment the QA team can't test the Idris mission too much because the game crashes when they approach the ship
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This is the stuff Chris spends his time pondering whilst drinking coffee from his $20,000 coffee machine behind his space doors. It's all good, no EVIL PUBLISHERS to worry about, right?

I do also have a mental image of a player repeatedly stabbing a granola bar into the closed visor of their helmet 😁 Honestly, it might be a car crash of a game but the free reality TV show is just awesome.

ECity said:
:D

Source: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/562816764?t=0h39m39s
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I'm genuinely speechless. Again. This is what happens when you have one guy that nobody can say 'For God's sake man wake up and smell the coffee' to and he happens to be the head of the company. Or alternatively, when you hire people to work for you but refuse to accept that they might know more about their specialism than somebody who last worked in the industry close to 20 years ago and was frankly seen as a bit of a joke even then.
 
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Asp Explorer

Asp Explorer
I don't know my dear Red - just imagine the gameplay options for entire Orgs with five minute burger chomping competitions, zero-g wrapper chasing in pressure differentials, confidence sneak mechanics to join the elevated ranks of Mop Crue, and the pugilistic melee in the queue for the bathroom with actual physicalised plops.

Never been done before!
 

Red Anders

Red Anders
Darkfyre99 said:
I literally had to stop watching and walk away to regain my composure when I heard they are planning on modeling digestion. :rolleyes:
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Frillop Freyraum said:
I hope they didn't forget colonoscopy on medical ships, otherwise... meh. I'd rather stay with ED then. :sick:
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Well since the experience of backing the game so far is broadly akin to that of visiting a particularly fat-fingered proctologist, it seems kind of apt.
 
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