Keep throwing corrosive thargoidian epithets at frontier for not delivering all that's missing!
I'm going to buy a gap bridger.
When between Lego and Photoshop I'll be bridging using cheese and wine. Just had a taste of a Welsh cheddar I had sent for Xmas that has port in it....
.....its good. Very good.
.....its good. Very good.
Hence the slogan 'Don't cheese and drive'
Hence the slogan 'Don't cheese and drive'
Its also now illegal cheese, what with me living in France.
Living on the edge!
Oh no, a country lines cheese smuggler.
A 'local' law enforcement officer said 'Wu 8 toes mouses 2 pouses'*
* You probably have to be of a certain age and slightly deranged for this to make any sense.
Careful, it could be habit forming.
Weirdo!
Expect a visit from the Santarmes soon™:
"Ah, monsieur, de soylent iz not green, no? Alors, ça va, and have a good day!"
You can pry this cheese from my cold dead fingers.
Rubbernuke's only chance is to keep quiet about the cheese and not spread it around.
No chance of that. Its being eaten and they can confiscate the poop.
Urgh, blue and veiny.
Apparently, what I'll be going to do to bridge the gap is writing inane posts on the Frontier forums. No change there.
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I'll also be learning to make sausages. And posting inane things too.
It's illegal to make faeces at the police in France surely?
If they want the cheese they have to first find evidence of it in the nitrogenous waste.
They can send in the Sweeney, or Fromage squad.
Or sent for 'Cheese Re-education' at a local fromagerie.