-I'm breaking and entering inside people's room in a Resort to steal cat memes from their computer. So that my personal shield are stronger and my weapon shoot faster.
-I'm shot for a 100credits loitering pad I got from an abandoned and unpowered outpost
-If I don't stop IMMEDIATELY for a scanning by a guard, I'm shot. If I'm in the air when they ask me to stop, and can't stop because, well, I'm in the air, then I'm also shot.
-I'm stealing personal computers, wires, duct tapes and various items from people's lockers, since I can't buy them. To make my gun shoot further away.
-All the bartenders in the galaxy are also specialist in crafting materials, and will trade them with any strangers. They don't sell drinks. Must be a weird thing like the firemen in Farenheit 451 who start fires instead of extinguishing them.
-People are offering illegal missions overtly to anybody, by asking them loudly if they want to do something illegal,with people within earshot, in any bar in the galaxy. Sometimes against another faction, who have a representative within earshot. Should you refuse, they'll loudly ask you to direct any unscrupulous friend to them.
-I'm being dropped into a settlement, where my goal is to sit next to a pylon, while shooting enemies who's goal is also to sit near the same pylon. If I die, I'm "resurrected" through space magic, and dropped back into the fight. It will continue until one side run out of point that are debited by capturing the pylon previously mentioned. The settlement will then reset back to its previous stage of warfare, should I wish to do it all over again. It's like Groundhog Day, but with more guns.
-All the concourse in the universe look the same, following 2 or 3 different patterns. Colors changes though.
-0g outposts are filled with litters, that magically stick to the floor. There are also benches, which are used by people who forcibly put their bottom on it (0g you know). There is also a variety of crates, which have decided that 0g was not for them and act like there was gravity
-We teleport from and to the inside of our cockpit. Even though teleporting technology doesn't exist. However, we do not teleport our SRV and SLF, we need to dock them properly into the hangar bay.
-I can scan alien plants. I need to scan 3 of them sufficiently far away from each other to get a complete DNA sequencing. Apparently my tool can't do it from one, and even less if they are too close to each other. Also, the little canister I use to store the space magic dust is unique, and I can only scan one species of plant at a time. Should I want to scan another plant, I'll have to dump the invisible space dust from my canister, by pushing very hard on the big red button (for real). Do note, however, that once fully scanned, the magic space dust is transformed into an invisible data thing, and I can store as many of those as I want.
I mean it's so realistic I'm wondering what's real at this point !
Oh and even if it's presented jokingly, it's all accurate gameplay loop and features.