Gandalf’s last words: ‘Fly, you fools!’
A hint?
I'll get Canonn on it!
Gandalf’s last words: ‘Fly, you fools!’
A hint?
Maybe, but that would have been a terribly boring story.A smarter person would have thought, my quest is to destroy this ring, i'm the only one who can carry it... who do i know that could help me best in this journey, Hey, gandalf, do you know anyone who can safely get us quickly a long distance with minimal risk due to exposure to this ring for myself and others? Oh, you know some eagles who can fly me there and back by second supper? Excellent.
I mean, to be perfectly honest, Sauron's Air Force was league ahead of the Free People air force. Litteral ghost king riding giant flying lizard of doom vs big eagle ? I mean, come on....A smarter person would have thought, my quest is to destroy this ring, i'm the only one who can carry it... who do i know that could help me best in this journey, Hey, gandalf, do you know anyone who can safely get us quickly a long distance with minimal risk due to exposure to this ring for myself and others? Oh, you know some eagles who can fly me there and back by second supper? Excellent.
Or we could even expect a new trilogy - Search for the Ring.Well, I suppose that might have the same effect of destroying the ring, judging by the way packages that enter their domains are likely to vanish as if thrown into a volcano.
Mayhaps Gandalf also didn't know about Sauron's nests of flak cannons?Gandalf’s last words: ‘Fly, you fools!’
A hint?
More like check out Sams expression.Gandalf’s last words: ‘Fly, you fools!’
A hint?
Besides, it’s hard to grip a hobbit by the husk.
Because almost any bird would have said "oooh, shiny!" and stuffed it in a nest somewhere and forgot about it.Or we could even expect a new trilogy - Search for the Ring.
Could be low budget, playing entirely in FedEx sorting centers....
Maybe, but that would have been a terribly boring story.
And Sauron is back, this time he is a corporate magnate, trying to get elected as king of Gondor. He had massive success in his "female Elves archer" store, that delivers good directly to the customers.Or we could even expect a new trilogy - Search for the Ring.
Could be low budget, playing entirely in FedEx sorting centers....
I mean, to be perfectly honest, Sauron's Air Force was league ahead of the Free People air force. Litteral ghost king riding giant flying lizard of doom vs big eagle ? I mean, come on....
Sure, the Free People had good AA, with the Elves and Legolas, that's why Sauron was forced into a ground war, and his Blitzkrieg kinda failed. But they still had the better air force, period.
Yeah but he still attacked too early, because Aragorn looked inside his magic TV, like the stoopid he was.His forces were totally unprepared and being gathered long after the journey started. It was only the long journey on foot that gave him time to build up his army to what it was.
Eagles would have ended the battle before it ever had a chance to begin.
But he can't stop using the elven Twitter service and gets subsequently banned from all social media.And Sauron is back, this time he is a corporate magnate, trying to get elected as king of Gondor. He had massive success in his "female Elves archer" store, that delivers good directly to the customers.
OFC, there is a debate over the mistreatment of it's employees, to which he regularly answer they are just Orcs.
The best...and I mean the best comedy is Monkey Dust from BBC 3 by far. Truly savage and yet immensely funny.
That would look like a fat tinkerbell and still couldn't fly.
The elven twitter is literally tweets from a bird. Radagast is the one who invented it, after all this time speaking to animals.But he can't stop using the elven Twitter service and gets subsequently banned from all social media.
Birdy nam nam?His forces were totally unprepared and being gathered long after the journey started. It was only the long journey on foot that gave him time to build up his army to what it was.
Eagles would have ended the battle before it ever had a chance to begin.
That's why I prefer Discworld over Middle-Earth.The elven twitter is literally tweets from a bird. Radagast is the one who invented it, after all this time speaking to animals.
.... Letting a spear fall down - that thing didn't even had lids.the eye can look all it wants in it's impotent rage. There would be no henchmen ready to do anything about a bunch of eagles flying at 5000 ft at 30+ mph