State of the Game

Ostriches don't go in the hundreds swarming human land, AFAIK. Emus does.

Australia is sort of a caricature of the world. You have the ostrich parody, the angry big dogs parody (kangaroo), the rabbit animal (koalas, they eat their poop), giant spider because why not, the most lethal poisoned creature in the world for fun, and they even have a big rock in the middle of nowhere because reasons.
In Australia's defense, it gave birth to California's most famous governor, so there's that.
 
In Australia's defense, it gave birth to California's most famous governor, so there's that.
CaptainAmerica1_zps8c295f96.jpg
 
There is more to that.
I generally have problems with NOT treating reality as an epic joke,
I would go totally wacko in Australia after seeing things like this::

00574941.jpg

You realize there is a whole cottage industry in australia of people gluing bills on deformed otters faces to drive up tourism and interest in the continent? Same industry is also responsible for making it seem really hardcore with tons of deadly animals. Follow the money. The Truth is obvious.
 
The recipe is pretty much whizz up the beans with sugar, add in melted chocolate and eggs, bake.

Might be good for people with gluten problems, because it omits the flour. It also contains less fat too (no melted butter) and has a lot of fibre.
In other words: Every single reason for eating a chocolate brownie has been surgically removed from this chocolate brownie recipe?

Much like a steak, but without the beef?
 
You realize there is a whole cottage industry in australia of people gluing bills on deformed otters faces to drive up tourism and interest in the continent? Same industry is also responsible for making it seem really hardcore with tons of deadly animals. Follow the money. The Truth is obvious.
Perhaps it was the native ? They heard what happen in the Americas, and where scared, so they made all the bad animals to keep the european away.
Then the brits came and thought "ohhhh giant prison of death and doom".

As usual, I blame the brits.
 
Still not clear what underpants are, my friend is getting puzzled now and I can't leave him like that.

clearly your friend has removed his pants. if any clothes existed around his waist still, those would be called underpants. They should only be worn when absolutely necessary. but often people will wear them all the time because they dont keep their butt clean and it's easier and cheaper to deal with soiling their underpants than their actual pants.

The end.
 
Back
Top Bottom