State of the Game

Kenneth McGrew

Kenneth McGrew
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Gorilla in motion
Kenneth McGrew
2021

Mixed media; Tea bag (Yorkshire) on paper

A daring, interpretive piece, Gorilla in motion was part of a series of abstract works which involved the artist throwing teabags at stuff and giving them fancy labels before selling them to art galleries as "art". The untalented mess on paper that would otherwise be thrown in the bin by anyone with a braincell, unashamedly displays the artists underlying processes, daring the viewer to criticism.

A confident, accomplished work.
 

Bottom Hat

Bottom Hat
MrShinyTorterra said:
What is a "stuph"?
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Well now you have thrown your cards wide open on the table. A poor move I might suggest.

MishaTX said:
Something you should never, ever try to hide from @Bottom Hat. It's futile. He WILL find it
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Yup. Misha tried once, and I even found the stuphs he hid in his underpants drawer. It wasn't pleasant, but I still got it. He had to start over in a sidey with 1000 credits.

Erei said:
No kidding, an Aisling body pillow merch would makes TONS of money.
Just sayin'.
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You'd make more money than the entire FD business model with just one product!

Now I think about it more, should we move this conversation to PM messages with Amy, and draw up a business plan?
 

WhiteShadow

WhiteShadow
Fishy said:
And new stages will probably be invented tomorrow, when they realise that they now have update 5, and that's pretty much it for the near future. Gone the mental recourse of imagining that somehow FD will quickly roll in a new planetary generation, add 6 new ground-based arena modes, support VR, add ship interiors, redo gravity and outpost interior models, reuse the tech for EVA missions, create a dozen new ships, develop a DNA-splicing minigame tied into a rice farming simulation and apologise for coming up with PowerPlay in the first place. Possibly at the cost of a couple days of extra work, but it's ok, we're patient.
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I think all of that is very achievable... Now we just need to find a pencil, 3 paperclips, an elastic band, and a small aubergine...
 

WhiteShadow

WhiteShadow
Bottom Hat said:
Hello mate! This thread is more like a Hotel Asylum, if you read between the lines.

In a nutshell, we are largely disillusioned with the game, but have faith that Lord Brebus will enact the Holy Roadmap with the power of the Combover of Truth; having both RNGesus and Grindalf at his sides, and show us all the way to find the light of the Updates upon Updates, to the game that they broke so expertly, then fixed so poorly - so that when we all embrace the Holy Truth of Odyssey, we should find peace in knowing it was crap to begin with, yet could have given us such joy.

This is the Word of Lord Brebus, spoken only on twitter, and via delayed streams of questionable quality, and lack of content; and hath only so far let us glimpse the sheer majesty and beauty of the untiled textures, so that one day we may actually see something resembling the Fabled Scriptures of the Holy Alpha Footage.

So this is mainly the point of the thread - the OP hasn't been seen for a very long time, yet we all pray that he still has his Holy Email Notifications turned on. We also rejoice in the hope that he may have been committed to an asylum too by now, but only so he may see the light and also become an acolyte of Lord Brebus and worship his Holy Combover.

I think that just about covers it.

Oh, and we have a lot of cat pictures. And discussions about food.

Please join our prayer group Brother Starlight, and become a true devotee of the Holy Truth, and follower of the Roadmap of made-up crap.


You can just hang around and post cat pictures or funny memes too, we don't discriminate here.





Careful Fishy, you will upset Barry the powahpleh alehun!
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Amen, Brother Hat
 
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